Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 27

Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"!

Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"?
Machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"..

Dedicated To My
PAKKAY PAKKAY FRNDZ

Tum Kisi Aur k
Liye Ho Ge
...Samandar-e-Ishq
Aey Dost !

Mere Liye Tou Tum
KAMINEY Thay KAMINEY
Ho, Aur KAMINEY Hii
Raho Ge ... ;->

Koshish Karo k Zindagi Mai

Dukh Delete kro!
Khushian Save kro!
Dushman Cancel kro!
Dost Enter kro!
Dua Dial kro!

&
MUHBATEN Send Karo.

Subh SMS
Sham SMS
Din Me SMS
Rat Me SMS
Ghr Me SMS
Office Me SMS
Jeena SMS
Mrna SMS
Akhir Kya H Ye SMS?


S=SAB Ko
M=Mohbbat Se
S=Stao.

"Agar milti mjhe do din ki baadshahi ay DoSt....

Meri riyaasat me teri TASVEER Waly PAMPER chala krty . .

Apun ko yad karne ka,phone karne ka,sms bhi krne ka or nahi kiya to.





TO






drne ka nai re.


Apun karega na.
Apun kanjus nhi hai teri trha.

Jis sey aanchal bhi nahi sar ka sambhala jata,

Us sey kia khak terey ghar ki hifazat hogi..

Silent msg for all those boys who like fashionable girls.

Agar koi ladki aapko BHAI kahe to ghabrana mat kyuki BHAI boLe to.....
B: BEST
H: HUSBAND
A: AVAILABLE
I: IN INDIA...
send 2 all BHAI log !

1 ajeeb sawal jis ka jawab na "yes" dia ja sakta hai aur na "no".
Sawal hai k,
Kia aapne MANDIR se jootey churana chor di..?
Himat hai to jawab do

Animals ki khasiyat:



bandar-inteligent

Dog-wafadar



aap Plz
ab Aage na padna




Maan jao



plz mt padho








Gadha-wahi karta h jis kam ko mana karo

Kya aapko
" HAPPY "ka fullform pata hai?
H : HUM
A : APKO
P : PAL
P : PAL
Y :YAAD KARTE H
aap bhi kabhi kabhi hame
" H A P P Y"
kar liya karo

Is Mantra Ko

21 Baar

Mandir

Ke

Baahar

Khade Ho Kar
Bolne Se

Dhan Ka Laabh Hoga..






Mantra Hai-




"Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe De De Baba"

Muqaddar mai "raat" ki neend nahi to kya hua "FÄRÄZ?"


Hum b muqaddar ko choona laga kr din ko so jate hain.

Historical shyari :
Gandhi Ne kyun kaha Angrejo ko'Chale jao'

Wah Wah

Gandhi Ne Kyun kaha Angrejo ko'Chale jao'







Melody khao khud Jaan Jao

kya aap sms aane se pareshan hai,?
kya gussa bhi aata hai?
kya inbox bhi full hai?
ha ji ha,
to aapne mobile ko kachare k dabbe me phenk de,
kyonki hum nhi sudhrenge....

W1y w2y w1y
W5x w1y w2y



Nahi samaj aya?
Zara ulta karke dekho











Ha ha ha






abe ullu
Jab sidha samaj nahi aya to ulta kya Khak samaj me ayega..

<('.') <('.') /"/> /"/> J"'L J"'L
ye tumhare bache
sambhalo barish me
road pe nach rhe te
Acha hua mene unhe pehchan liya....

Most painful situation other than love is when u waiting for ur frnd after exam..Thinkng.,"Saala abi tak nahi aya, lagta hai paas ho jayega"...

Pesh he india me dhoom macha dene wali"Ringtone"

















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Save kar len

KHUN se likh diya har diwar pe Uska naam,
Aur fir Tod di har diwar jis pe likha tha uska naam, kyon ki.












''SPELLING MISTAKE THI"

Indian wife sanskaro wali hoti hain,vo sabke samne apne pati ko " Abey Gadhe" nahi kahti isliye short me kehti hain " A.G "sunte ho...

Ye Dekh Ke To Apna Dimagh Hi Chakkar Khaa Gaya FayaZ . . .

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Jab Apni DAADI Kamar Hilatey Huye Bolin

Taamina Mina Eyy Eyy,

WAKKA WAKKA Eeh Eeh..;-);

KARINA aur KATRINA dono hi 1 jaisi aur gori hai,Q?

Socho!


Socho!


Nhi pata na?


Qki dono ke naam me RIN ata hai.
RIN de chamkane vali safedi...

main ap ko MOBILE Gift karna chata hun.
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orange ka juice....... mera dost kanjus....aam ka achar....hamesha bahane tayar ........ anjeer ka roll.. na kare call.. bahane hai easy....kethe hai iam busy..

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Usake liye Jeena seekho, Jo Apke liye marne
ko taiyar ho, Aur use humesa khush rakho, J
isake dil me sirf apke liye pyar ho.

Jaan ko agar jaaan bhul jaye to jaan ki kasam meri jaan nikel jayegi .Isliye jaan tumhe apni jaan ki kasam kabhi dobara apni jaan ko aisi bat na kehna jaan .

Dunya Ki Tareekh Ka Ek Aisa Sawal
Jo Aapki Neenden Urra Dega.

Magar Dil Tham K Sawal Parhna.

Sawal Ye Hai K.

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