Mujhse Ab Ye "Judai" ka "Gham" Piya Nahi Jata Farazz...Mujhey 2 Glass "SPRITE" K He Pila Do "Baraf" Daal K. :-)
Kahta hai pal pal tum se ,ho k dil ye deewana ,',',', ,',',',', ',',('.')>,', ,, ' ,_/ /_',' barish ka hai mausam Ragad-Ragad k nahana.
Hum Se Khailti Rahi Duniya Taash K Patton Ki Tarha...!"DOSTO"Jis Ne Jeeta Us Ne Bhi phainka'Jis Ne Haara Us Ne Bhi phainka.
Kisi dost ko fazool na samjho.KYUN KJo darakht phal nahi deta WOH saaya zaroor deta hai.
Chand se rohsni ziyada aur sitaron se kam nikli...Wah Wah...Chand se rohsni ziyada aur sitaron se kam nikli...Aur jab bhi mein ne aap ko dekha..Meri hansi ek dum nikli..
Mujhe ji Bhar KRone DO..Yaaro....Kyu Ke....Sari Ladkiyo Knumber Mobile SePapa Ne Delete KarDiye Hai.
Breaking News:Pakistan cricket team has complained in ICC about Australia that:Ye baray larkay le aye they hum jabi haar gay..:
Badati MahngaiAaj Se 25 saal Baad-Chawal-2Rs/DaneGehu-1Rs/DaneTel-6Rs/Boond."Koi 3 ITEM Lene Par Deshi Ghee Muft Sunghaya Jayega"
Kisi ki taraf dosti ka haath itni jaldi na berhao!Ho sakta hai us nay...Washroom se aa kr haath na dhoey hon!-Commandar Safegaurd
Bhool gye YaBhulna chahte hoDoor kr diyaYa door jana chahte hoAjma liyaYa ajmana chahte hoMSG kr doya ab HADDIA TUDVANA chahte ho
Pakistani Cricket team ko Hollywood Movie ki offer Hui Hy.Yousuf Hero hoga.. Movie ka Naam Hy.......11 IDIOTS....
Santa-Teri Sabse Badi Takat Kya HeBanta-Meri PatniSanta-Sabse Badi Kamzori ??Banta-Dusro Ki Patni..
Delhi Mai Kuch Dair Pehle Operation Shuru ho Chuka hai:Aap Logon se Request Hai, Plz Dua KijiyeBhagwan Jaane Ab Kya Hoga?Ladka ya Ladki..!!
BREAKING NEWS PJ:-What is "Sakshi's" name after marriage with M.S. Dhoni ??.............." S.M.S. Dhoni "
Sar jukta hai SHARAM Me Sar jukta Hai ADAB Me Sar Jukta Hai LIKHNE Me & Sar Jukta Hai 'DON' Ka Message Padhne Me.
Gadhe Ko Gadhi SePyar Ho Gaya,Wah Wah..Gadhe Ko Gadhi SePyar Ho Gaya..Itna Romantic SMS Padh Kar..1 Aur Gadha TAYYAR Ho Gaya
Apni juban ki taqat apne un PARENTS par kabhi b mat aajmao jinhone tumhe bolna sikhaya hai, aur Is sms ko itna felao jitna tumne apne parents se pyar paya hai..
Santa Oxford university me professor thaWah wahSanta Oxford university me professor thaNiche kya dhund rahe ho?Joke to upar tha.!
BARIS K MOUSAM ME APKA DIL MACHLTA HOGA,PANI ME BHIGNE KA DIL KARTA HOGAISME APKI GALTI NAHIIS MOUSAM ME HAR MENDHAK KA YAHI HAL HOTA HAI.
Inme se koi 1 chez select karo1.Hathoda2.pathar3.Gun4.Pipe5.Tube6.Shoe7.Rod8.DandaOrapnesar pe zor se maaro......Shayd meri yaad aa jaye.
Truth of Life " Agar aapki Ankh Khubsurat hai to aapko Duniya Achhi lagegi Lekin agar aapki Zuban Khubsurat hai to aap Duniya ko acche lagoge"....!!!
Usne jo shair mara to wah wah hogai.....WAH WAH WAH......USne jo shair mara to wah wah hogai ..or..mene jo shair mara to shairni beva hogai.
Hzraaat, 1 Zroori ELaaan Suniye............ Hzraat,Apne Dmagh ka ilaaj krwaiye,Q k ELAAN suna jata hyPrha nhi jata.;-)
Kabhi kabhi Jee to ye Chahta hai k Duniya k sb se Khubsurat or Haseen Insan ka Qatal kr don.Mager bad maSocha hon k.Khud-Kushi toHaraam hai..:-
"Kiss Qadar Anjan hai yeh "Silsila-e-ISHQ" bhi..!Muhabat to Qaim rehti hai, magar "Insan" toot jatay hain...,
What is Your Name?.......Aray Pagal Tujhay Apna Naam Bhi Nahi AataJo Neechay Dekh Raha Hai.bewakoof ...;->
( ' :') ('; ' ) Mujhe tumse itni shiddat se muhabet ho gai hai.K ab tum bin reha nehi jata tumhare bin neend nhe atiI love uI mis uAb a jao naMy dearLight !
Hum "MOHABBAT" wale,,Ap husn waleHum "DIL" wale Ap dolat wale Hum "SMS" krne wale,, OR,,Ap sirf...Free me parh k "MUSKURANEY" waley.
Beti: Ammi Ye Mard Kya Hota Hy, Or Khusra Kya Hota Hai? Ammi: Beti Agar Message Ka Jawab De To Mard Agar Na De To Khusra
Yaad Karte hain Yaaron ko,to yaad se dil bhar aata hai,Kabhi saath raha karte the sab, Aaj sabko saath dekhne ko dil tarasjaata hai...
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