Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 31

Z@rdari ko abhi tk joota nhi lga to kya defect hai?

Wah wah

Z@rdari ko abhi tk joota nhi lga to kya defect hai?


Akhir joote ki b to koi SELF RESPECT hai! :-

Kisi Dushman k 100 B Takleef Nahi De Sakte

Par

1 Dost ki Khamoshi 100 Aansoo De Sakti Hai

So BAK BAK Karte Raha Karo

Tasali Rehti hai yaar.

Mujhy Ap se ye umeed nhi thi
Main ne apko kiya samjha or ap kiya niklay?
Main ne apko ek acha dost samjha tha

Lekin Ap

To?





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Os Se Bhi ACHAY Nikly.,,

Achi Baat To Sab Ko Achi Lagti Hai.

Lekin Jab Tumhain Kisi Ki Buri Baat

Bhi Bari Na Lage To Samjho.

Tumhen Zaleel Honey Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai

Kbi kbi mera Dimag puchta hy Me apko itna yad q kru?

Itny sms q kru?


Tb mera Dil jwab deta hy.. . . . . .


PAGLO KO ZYADA TAWAJA KI ZRURT HOTI HY.

Aaj Raat Aasman Se Garaj Chamak K Sath

Gulab Jaman, Barfi Aur Ras Gullay Girnay Ka Imkaan Hai.

Sab Se Guzarish Hai K Sehen Main Saari Raat Mun Khol Kar Soen.

Shukriya.

Aesi kiya"DUA" Dun apko

Jo Apk labon Pe hansi k Phool khila dey

Bas Yehi Dua hy RAB Se






K ALLAH Jaldi Se apki Shadi kara dy;-)
Aameen)

ye pyar bhi ajeeb cheez hai..
Maa se ho to mamta!
Baap se ho to Kartvaya!
Bhai se ho to Dharam !
Bahan se ho to Farz!
Bibi se Ho to ... Joru ka Gulam...

Soo Jate Hain Bed per KitaabeN or Notes Bikhair ker,

Students Kabhi Neend ki Goli Nahin Khatey....;-)

Dedicated 2 all iNnocent Students.

Wo kon se 3 haram
janwer hy jin k "DAANT"
har waqt bahar hoty hyn

1- Samandar Seal
...
2- Haathi

Aur

3- Bhutto Ka Damaad .. =P xD...

Ye PAKISTAN Nahi
CHAND ka TUKRA hy
or
CHAND pr na LighT hoti hy
Na PANI
Na GAS
Na HAWA
Na Aata
Na Cheni

So plz take no TENSION and
Enjoy your LIFE at moon..!

Life ka original sach- sab kahte hai, akele aye the akele jayenge. Par sach to ye hai, 2 logo ke bina koi aata nahi, aur 4 logo ke bina koi jata nahi.

Chand bhi kya ajab cheez hai 'Faraz'..


Bachpan main 'Mamu' aur jawani main 'Janu' nazar Aata hai

killer pj
dis will realy kill u,
kabutar ne kar di burger pe shit,

zara gaur farmaiga janab


kabutar ne kar di burger pe shit,



and u say i,m lovin it....!!!

Research K Mutabiq
Larkiyan Larkon Say Ziada
Mehenti Hoti Hain...


Kyun k


100 Mein Say 5 Larkiyan Qudrati Khubsurat Hoti Hain
aur Baqi
Apni Mehnat Say....:

khuda na kare aapko kabhi koi gam mile,
khushiyan aur hansi har dam mile,
gum jab bhi bad chale aapki aur.....
khuda kare raaste me use hum mile...

Is qadar hum ny Udhaar le k khaya hy

Faraz..!
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Dukandar bhi humari zindagi ki dua kartay hain.....

Marne ke baad bhi
meri Ungliya hilti
rahi



are DOST



Adat jo pad Gayi Thi
Daily 500 Sms karne
Ki

'ye zindgi hai ek kamal

bina pese ke nahi koi haal

tum bhi kangal

hum bhi kangal

to phir aao khhelte hn


MISS CALL MISS CALL'

Wo konsi Ghadi Thi
Jab Aap paida Hue



TITAN
HMT
TIMEX
ROLEX


YA KOI AUR

Jawab jaldi Bhejna
Company Bandh
Karni H
Taki Aisa Hadsa Fir
Na Ho

Buhat afsos ki baat hai Pura din guzr gya,
Sab ne wish kya magr ap ne mujy wish nahi kia :-(


apko nai malum Aj


"beautiful" people day hai

Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya Faraz.

Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Baje k baad.

Aur

Tumhara Package Shuru Hota Hai
12 Baje k Baad. :-(

Z*rdari ne apne marne k baad body parts donate karne ka ailan kia hay

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Yeh khabar sun ke maazoor kutton may khushi ki lehar daur gai…

GARMI me kulfi ka
maja aata hai,
THANDI me coffee ka
maja aata hai,
Hum waterfall ke
tarah msg karte hai,
Aapka reply
municipality k pani
jaise aatha hai.

Kya Aap ko Pata Hai?

Books Samney Rakh kar Bhi

Na Parh pane Wali Beemari ka Naam Kya Hai?

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'Mobile' :-)

Tum ne dekha hai kbi Chand pr behta Pani..?

Mene dekha hai ye Mnzar apna moun dhote hue..;-)

Subhan'Allah..

Tip of The Day:


3 Mooli k Parathy

2 Gobhi k Parathy

1 Plate Maash ki Daal

Aur

1 Pyala Ublay Huye Chaney

Ek Saath khayen


Or


Apna Zaati

CNG STATION BANAAYEN. :-)

Chahtay hain hum apse Aisi dosti ka wada,

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.... Jaisey ....

12 rupee ka Wheel Detergent,
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Ghuly kam aur chaly zyada...!

Height of Confidence:

A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden
Break in front of a Bus:

And Shouts at the bus Driver

"Abey Mrnay k Liye Meri he Cycle Mili Hai?"

Kya waqt tha jab 19-20 saal ki ladkiya hame kiss kiya karti thi,kambhkt saali kismat phuti thi hamari,us waqt hum 2 saal ke the....