Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 68

Tumhare ehsaano ka hisaab kaise rakhun,
Dimag me yeh baar baar sawal aata hai
Rishton ki duniya me mai jab-jab jaata hun,
Har bar tumhara hi khyal aata hai...

Aap Itne Ache Lagte Ho,Dil Ko Mere Bhaate Ho,Kasm Se Wo Ada To Aapki Jaan Leti Hai Jab Naak Se













Gubara Fulaate Ho.



YAk.cheE.EE..

wo aayi ; muskurayi..
usne bola; humne suna..
usne likha; humne dekha...
wo janne wali thi ki hum bole...



"maam attendence to le lo "...!!!

Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat

2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM!
1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT!
2 Girls love 1 Boy = KISMAT

har phul muskan de apko,har subah apko salam de,hum dua karte he k apka1 ansu bhi agar gire.tokhuda apko dugni muskan de.

"Sardi ki Dhup me Chamakta Profile hai," Sabse alag sbse juda Apka Smile hai,"Wah kya Ada kya Style hai,"Naak Pochhne ki Tameez nahi aur Hath me Mobil

khush rahne ke 2 tarike
1.jo pasand hai use hasil karna seekh lo.
2.jo hasil hai use pasand karna seekh lo.

Teacher: Humyn Gharibon k Sath Piyar sy Paish Aana Chahiye.

Student: Acha Ab Me Samjha.


Teracher: Kia?

Student: Papa Aksar Nokrani ko Galay Q Lagatay Hyn. :-)

Yun to wo sab he mere karib,
wo jo tere aane se pahle bhi mere sath they.
Par na jane kyu tere jane k baad,
Ekdam tanha se ho gaye he ham.

Son:Mom,Maine 1 Khawab Dekha Ki Mera 1 Paav Zamin Par Or Dusra Aasman me hai.Mom:Iss Tarah Ke Khawab Na Dekha Kar puttar Warna kachcha Fatt jayega.

Dhoka diya b to kaisa diya,is dil ki hr nafz ko mita diya,ab ye kisikochahne ki galti katayi nhi karega,q k is dhadkte dil ko do hi palme tmne pathar jo bana diya.

Student : Sir pyar ka izhar karne k liye sabse suitable jagah kya hogi?
Sir : Mandir
Student : sir kyo?
Sir:kyunki waha ladki chappal utar k jati hain

Happy BIRTHDAY 2 U. Chhupaya kyun?Tumko Kya Laga Tum Nahi bataoge To Mujhe Pata Nahi Chalega Ki aaj... "ANIMAL'S DAY"HAI.U NAUGHTY.Cake Zaroor bhejna..

MAAFI mangnay ka ye matlab hargiz nahi hota hai. K Aap Ghalat Ho. Balke Iska Matlab Hai k Aap Apne Taaluq ko Apni Aan se Ziyada Ehmiyat Dete Hain.

3 Dost Bike pe ja rhe the.. Trafficwale ne Rok kr bola : "Tumhe malum nhi TRIPLING Apradh hai.." 1Dost : Hume Malum hai islie to 1 ko Ghar Chodne ja rhe hai..

Multiplex me 3 film lagi hai
Rocket Singh
Paa &
De dana dan
tino ko sath me milake dekho Aise:-

ROCKET SINGH PAADE DANADAN

PrincipaL=
Late Q Aaye Ho?
Pappu=
Bike Bigad Gyi Thi Sir
PrincipL=
Bus Me nhi Aa Sakte?
Pappu=
Maine Bola Sir
Par Apki Beti Nhi Mani.

Murda aasiq ki gujaris, jara gaur farmaiyega... mat nikalo mera janaja us bewafa ki gali se warna uski maa kahegi haramkhor marte-2 bhi 1 chakr laga gaya.

Nurse ! Dr. Ur Wife?s phone
Dr. I?m busy whats the matter ?
Nurse : She wants to kiss u
Dr : I am Busy . U take her kiss n give me later.

1 Khubsuti
1 Taazgi
1 Dosti
1 Narazgi
1 Sapna
1 Apna
1 Aas
1 Ehsass
1 Rishta
1 Pyas
Kuch Dur
Kuch Pas
Kuch Log
Bahut Khaas..Jaise AAP!

Ek sharabi chaand ki or ishara karke puchhta hai: Ye chand hai ya suraj? Dusra sharabi: Mujhe nahi pata, main bhi iss shaher mein naya hun..!

Who's hot?
Who's charming?
Who's sweetest?
Who's smart?
bas zyada udo mat,
Ye msg mujhe aya tha apko sir padhaya h..

Ye SMS Sirf app ko khush karne ke liye hai

Ye app ke pass aya

tu Mobile ki Light On Hoi

Woh Light Dekh k app khush honge


k

Chalo MULK me Kahi tu Light Hai.

Jee kr rha h ki aaj

tumhe

Kahin kone me le ja kar

Akele m

Apne honto se ek

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KI



KIS



KISS




KISSA sunaun wo bhi
Ramayan ka ;)

sorry ghalti se ye msg app ko send hogaya

Neche mat parhna

neche ulta Seeda lika hai


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Ulta
Seeda

Pata h log chlormint kyon khate h?
Kyunki..
5-Star

Cadbury

Pert

Dairy Milk

Kit-Kat

or

Munch





50 paise me nhi ati

Apne BHAGWAN ko kabhi ye mat batao k apki takleef kitni badi hai..
Apni takleef ko ye batao k aapkla BHAGWAN kitna bada hai...

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mai na tumse nalaj hu

Melese na
melese na toi b baat nai kalta

Shab gande hai

Tishiko meli yaad nai ati



katti.

Jindgi ke mod pe aisa waqt ata hai.
jab insane apne apko tanha pata hai.
vahi tanhaiya to batati hai ki
kaun kiska kitna saath nibhata he.

Lecture me masti thi. Hamari b Kuch hasti thi. Teachrs ka sahara tha. Dil ye aawara tha. Kaha aa gaye is "DEGREE"k aafat me,wo SCHOOL KITNA PYARA THA.....