Hindi Quotes - Page 8

Zaruri Nahi Agar Me Aapko,
Sms Bheju To Aap Bi Muje Sms Hi Bheje.
Aap Muje Friz,t.v,cbz Bike,honda City Car,
Mobile Ya Fir Cash Bhi Bhej Sakte Ho.

Kabhi Bhi Raste Me Chalte Samay
Mobile Me Nazre Mat Lagaye Karo..
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Itna Bhi Mobile Me Busy Na Ho Kyoki Saamne Se..
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Ladki Guzar Jaye Aur Tumhe Pata Bhi Na Chale.

Jab Koi Sms Ni Krta.
Itna Gussa Ata H.
Dil To Chahta H,
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Chapal Utar K
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Aram Se Baith Jau Or
Sochu Sayad Bhejna Nhi Ata Hoga.

Aaj Ka Vichar..:)
Jo Baccha Apne Maa Baap Ki
Dil Se Seva Karta Hai....
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Uski "LOVE MARRIAGE" Me
Zyada Dikkat Nhi Aati.!!

Mahanta Esme Nahi Ki,
Log Tumhe Facebook Par Dhundhe,
Mahantato Esme He Ki,
Log Tumhe Google Par Dhundhe.

My Thought.
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Yadi Tum Apni Muskan Ke Khud Malik Ho
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To,
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Duniya Ka Koi Bhi Insan,
Tumhe Nahi Rula Sakta Hai.

Bf ek aisa jeev hai, jiske samne
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Chhipakali,
cockroach
se darnewali ladki bhi Sherani ban k ghumati hai.

Hmare Doston Ke Dil Me
Mohabbat Itni H Hmare Liye Ki.,!
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Wo Msg Bhi Krte He To Doctor Ki Tarah.!
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1msg Subah.!
1msg Sham.!
Baki Sara Din Aaram.

Boy To God After Result
"Hazaro Ki Kismat Tere Haath Methi
Agr Pass Kr Deta To Kya Baat Thi
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God To Boy- Ishq Thoda Kam Ladata To Kya Baat Thi!!
Kitaabein To Sari Tere Pas Thi!! :P
God Rocxxxx....Boy Shocxxxx:p

Apka nakra no1 Apka sarmana no.1 Apki hasi no1 Apka smartness no1 Apki personality no1 Apki chal no1 Aap dikhne me no1 Or hum fekne me No1

Log kahte hai ki

"Agar aache logo ko yaad kiya jaye to wakt bhi aacha gujarta hai
So
Mene socha ki aapko
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Meri yaad dila du.

Jab hum chote the to sone k liye rone ke natak karte the
Par aaj hum jab bade ho gye hai to rone k liye sone ka natak karte hai

Log kahte hai ki sone k liye sirf ek takiya or chaddar chahiye...
Lakin
Unhe kon samjhaye ki sone k liye takiya or chaddar nahi
Aankho me neend chahiye..

Zindgi 2 pal ki hai..
1 Din tumhare haq me
1 Din tumhare khilaf
Jab tumhare haq me ho to us din gurur na karna
Or jab tumhare khilaf ho to us din sabr kar lena..

the coolest attitude ever; log mere bare mein kya sochte hai...


agar ye bhi main sochu to log kya sochenge?? :)

Samay or samajh dono ek saath khush kismat logo ko hi milti h..
Aksar
Samay par samajh nhi aati
or
Samjh aane tak samay nikal jata hai..

Ek bar Rajnikant khana banane Jwalamukhi par gaya.

He was shocked!

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'Kyunki

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waha already hum maggy bana rhe the

Bahut ho gyi tarif rajnikanth ki..

Laakh koshish kar le temperature..

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tu Indian Government se jaada nichey nai gir saktaa..

January jii.....

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Itna gusa???? :P

Tum ny to logo ki kulfi bana di....:D

Kaanp Kaanp k Vibration Mode pe laga huwa hun ....

Jeevan mein kuchh bada mil jaye toh,
Chhote ko kabhi mat bhulna,
Kyon ki jahan SUI ka kaam ho,
Wahan TALWAR kaam nahin aati.

Zindgi mein hamesha sab ki jrurat rakho,
Par
kabhi kisi ki kami nahi,
Kyun ki
Jrurat aur bhi koi puri kar sakta hai,
Par
KISI KI KAMI KOI PURI NAI KR SKTA.

Sach kha hai kisi ne ke
Waqt ke sath har koi badal jata hai,
Galti uski nahi jo bdlta hai,
Glti uski hoti hai jo pahle jesa reh jata hai.

Duniya me 2 hathiyaar hai jo parmanu bumb se bhi jyada khatarnak hai..
1. Ladki ki smile
2. Ladki ke ansu
Jo kisi ladke se kuchh b karwa sakte hai.

naag bola nagin se
mere gale mein tere pyar ka fanda
hai,...
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nagin bole naag se
mera khayal chod de
mera boy friend anaconda hai...

Agar mobile INDIA me bante to
usme message templates kuch aise hote:
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1.Kamine call kar
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2.Cigarette lete hue aana
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3.teri bhabi k sath hu.
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4.Yaar kisi ladki ka no. to de.
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5.kaha hai saale ??
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6.kal college ya bunk...??
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7.Dimag mat khaa.
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8.Yaar teri bhabi naraz ho gai,

Once Rohit Sharma walked into a bar,

the manager telled

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“Isko mat pilana, ye bahut zaldi OUT ho jata hai”.

Pyar hua ,

Ikrar hua hai,

Pyaar se fir kyu darta hai dil?

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Q na dare dil yaar

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Aajkal ke pyar se badta hai sirf Mobile or Restaurant ka Bill..... !

'ufff sardi"

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Jab Uper Likha hy ke sardi Hai

to Nwechy Konsa Hetr Laga Hy Jo Dekh Rhy Ho:

2013 ki pehli bezti mubark ho.

Specially for GIRLS.. :D

Petrol Badha Hum Chup The

Diesel Badha Fir Bhi Chup The

LPG Badha fir b Kuch Nhi Bole .

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But

ab Golgappe 5 ke sirf 3!!!!

Ab chup Nhi Rahenge

INQALAB ZINDABAD!!!!!

Parents- "Exam kaisa gaya?"

Me- "Bahut achcha gaya, mast tha!" :D :)

Friend- "Kaisa gaya yaar exam?"

Me- "Abe Sale tujhe koi aur topic ni milta kya Kamine

tu dur sahi mazbur sahi par yaad tumhari aati hai tum saas waha lete ho or badbu yeha tak aati hai.

Jo insaan har waqt sabki khushi chahta h,
sabke bare me accha sochta h,
sabki care karta h,
Wahi insaan hmesha akela rah jata h

Summer’s ULTIMATE
Mummy dailouge
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KAMBAKHTO THANDA
PANI PITE HO TO
BOTTLE BHI BHAR KE RAKH DIYA KARO.

Ek din mai akela udaas nadi k kinare baith kar usme patthar phek raha tha...

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Tabhi ek mendhak nikla

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bola :

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Aa ja paani ke andar

abhi teri udasi door kar deta hu saale , kutte, kaminey

meri item ka sar phod diya...

Agar kisi ladki ko dil se chaaho,

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puri kayanat usey tumse ALAG karne me lag jati hai...

Jo Calendar "1991" Ka tha

Wahi Calendar 2013 Ka Hai..

Date & Day Are Same,

Kon Kehta Hai

Gujra Hua Waqt Wapas Nai Aata..?

if aalia bhatt marries siddarth maliya,

then

what would she called???

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aaliya maliya...

&

their bachche known as dhamaliya :-)

Height of gawarpan..

Boy : "kya tum facebook use karti ho.. ??

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Girl : "nahi

mai bachpan se hi gori hu... :p :O :D :D

"Main to yohi Paani ko Gaur se dekh raha tha

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mere ~*DOSTON*~

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Itne me Ek Machli nikal kar Boli:

... "Kamine tere Ghar me Maa Behen nahi hain kya?"

Boy jab fail ho jaye mom 3 words kehti hai:

AUR JAA GHUMNE....

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Gf bhi 3 words kehti hai:

SHARM NAHI AATI.........

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dost bhi 3 words hi kehte hain

but

dil jeet lete hain

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Abe Tu Bhi..

Log Kehte Hai Ki Kaam Karne Se
Safalta Milti Hai,
But
I Said,
Kaam Ke Tarikey Se Safalta Milti Hai,
Karne Se Nahi.

Jitni Padhai Girls Rickshaw,
Auto And Buses me Karti Hai, ..
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. Utni Agar Class Ya Ghar Par
kar le to,,.
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. Har Saal TOP kar Jaaye..

Engineering student ka dard.
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Wo ye bol kar hume chor gayi
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Tumhare to EXAMS hi
khatm ni hote, tum pyar kya
kroge.

Har subah teri dunia mein roshni kar de,
Rab tere gam ko teri khushi kar de,
Jab bi doobne lgeteri sanse,
Khuda tuj mein shamil meri zindgi kar deee

Tujhe Chahat Hai Chand Pane Ki Hai, Sitare Ki Nahi Hai Mere Dost...
Agar Sitare Kahe Hotey Toh Shayad Lakr Bhi De Deta..
Kyu Ki Aksar Sitaro Ko Tut Kar Zammen Par Girtey Hue Dekha Hai Maine...

Sidhu's epic Hindi commentary last night . 14 required of 2 balls.

Ramiz raja: agar 1 ya 2 no ball ho jaaye

aur

fir six lag jaaye to Pakistan jeet jaayegi.

Sidhu: ye whi baat hui ki

agar meri chachi ki munchhey hoti

to main use chacha kehta..

Rabb se dua karte hain ki

sab ko khushiyon ka sansar mile, ,

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aur

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jo hamara PAGE like nhi karte

unhe apne Gf/Bf se bhai/behan ka pyaar mile

abhi bhi dekh rahe hain ....

Its very nice 2 discuss problems wid frndz.!! !!

Not bcoz that

they will solve it,

Par

"kamine aisaa stupid suggestions denge k problem hi bhul jaaoge "

I'm gonna buy a pizza 5
minutes before the new year
and when they arrive ill say
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Saale mene ek saal pehlye
order kiya tha tu abi leke aa
rha hai

Teri galiyon mein na rakhenge kadam Aaj ke baad

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kyun ki

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humari apni gali mein setting ho gayi hai