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Most Shared Insult Messages Wishes
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7 Years Ago | 92 shares | By Deepak Singh # 550

Ladies & Gentleman...,
Aaj hum 1 ajib prani ke bare mein batayege..............
is jeev ka naam hai girlfriend, yeh aksar college mein payi jaati hai, inka paustik aahar hai boyfriend ka bheja,
inhe hamesha natak karte huy dekha jaata hai,
is prani ka sabse khatrnak hatiyar rone aur emontially blackmail karna hai,
is prani ke sampark mein rehne se tension naam ki beemari ho sakti hai jiska koi ilaaz nahi hai,
is prani se hamesha savdhan rehna cahiye......
BHARAT SARKAR DWARA JANHIT ME JAARI...!

7 Years Ago | 31 shares | By Nitin # 119

Agar Koi pyari si Larki Apko
'I LOVE U' Bole
To 3 Baten Ho Skti Hen
1.Uski Aankhen Khrab Hy
2.Ya uska diamag kharab ha
3.Ya Wo khud kharab hai. . .

7 Years Ago | 30 shares | By Saurabh # 15

Suna Hai Aapki Ek Muskan Pr Hr Koi Marta Hai,
Zara Time NikaaL Ke Aayiye To.
Ek Chuha Marwana Hai.
Bahut Din Se Pareshan Kar Rakha Hai,,'

8 Years Ago | 29 shares | By [email protected] # 121

Khud Ko Kr le Kanjus itna
Ki Hr SmS Bhejne Se Pehle
Service Provider khud Call Kr Ke Apse Pooche-
sir Ji,
R u sure
msg Bhejna hai
ya Sending Fail Kr du..

8 Years Ago | 22 shares | By Deepak # 110

SuraT Gori KarNe Ke 3 AaSaaN TariKe
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MuZe PaTa THa Tu Zaroor PaDHeGa,
KaaLi SuraT WaLe..
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Koi BHi FairNeSs Cream LaGa Le.

8 Years Ago | 16 shares | By ankush prashor # 8808

bandar ped par kyun sote h?
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Chalo jane do , yaar ye tmhara personal mamla h,

Bus gir mat jaana.................

8 Years Ago | 15 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Apna hath sir par firao,
1 bar fir firao,
2 bar firao,
Chalo 1 bar fir dono hath firao,
Ab to yakin aa gaya na gadhe k sing nahi hote

9 Years Ago | 14 shares | By Divya # 91

Zoo se 3 gadhe farar ho gye
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pahla TV dekh rha he
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dusra foolball khel rha he
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teesra
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Are tum nhi, tum hamesha aisa hi Q sochte ho
wo mil hi nhi ria hai...

7 Years Ago | 12 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Look the sun,feel power of god
Look the moon,feel beauty of god
Look the mirror,feel mistake of god

6 Years Ago | 12 shares | By master ashu # 8727

acha ek baat batao, gadha tanhai main kya mahsus krta hai.........
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koi jaldi nai hai mahsus karlo fir batana...

8 Years Ago | 11 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Solid beztiiiii...

Girl friend - Januu ek baat kahu...

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Boy friend - Nahiiiiii....

Or

thora durrr ho kr beth !!! :

8 Years Ago | 9 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Lohe Ko Loha Katta H
Hire Ko Hira Katta H
Zeher Ko Zeher Katta H


Aisehi Tumhe 1 Din Kutta Katega

7 Years Ago | 9 shares | By reian jain # 10

Film mein kaam karoge?
roll sirf itna hai ke 1 ladki aap ko 1 kamre mein le jaigi

Aur

Aur

Aap ko

Goli maar degi.

Film Ka Naam Hai:
“Band kamre mein kutte ki maut.”

9 Years Ago | 8 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Khubsurat Phoolon me,
Haseen Wadiyon me,
Dilkash Baghon me,
Aap jaisa
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Ek Keeda Zaroor hota hai

7 Years Ago | 7 shares | By hemant kushwaha # 5572

jab tum hasti ho to lagta he ki insaan pahle bandar hoga ,dekho gussa mat hona kyoki jab tum gussa hoti ho to lagta he ki insaan aaj bhi bandar he....

8 Years Ago | 7 shares | By Sourav Sarekar # 1727

Animals ki khasiyat
bandar-inteligent
Dog-wafadar
aap Plz
ab Aage na padna
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Maan jao
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plz mt padho
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Gadha-wahi krta h jis kam ko mana karo.;)

9 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Girl: I Like You.
Do You Like Me? :)

Boy: No.

Girl: =(

Boy: You Never Asked If
I Loved You.

Girl: Awwww,
Do You Love Me? =)

Boy: No. . .

9 Years Ago | 5 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Pagal Hmesha Paresan Q Rehta He?
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Chalo Chhodo..
!t's ur Personal matter.

7 Years Ago | 4 shares | By vaibhav kohade # 147

Collez Me Schl Ki Yad Ayi

Jwani Me Bchpan Ki Yad Ayi

Kanto Ko Chuwa To Gulab Ki Yad Ayi
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Aj DISCOVERY Me BANDAR Ko Dekha To Teri Yad Ayi..

11 Years Ago | 4 shares | By Ruby Ruby # 509

***Ths Msg Can Only B Read

By A Cute Person

Try Again ?

Nothing ?

Sorry I Guess Your Just Not CUTE?.

Hey !

Don?t Force It , U R Not CUTE***

9 Years Ago | 4 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Oopar aasman hai

Niche sagar hai,

Aur ek bander isse

Shayri samaj kar parh raha hai

8 Years Ago | 4 shares | By pankaj bablani # 7638

Tum duniya k un chandh insano mein se1 ho jinko dekh k unka abba kehta hai.?

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Kash

Us din

“main jaldi sojata”

7 Years Ago | 3 shares | By donzee shaikh # 6905

jali ko rakh kehta hain buji ko aag kehte hai jis chis ki aap me kami hain use dimaag kehte hain

8 Years Ago | 3 shares | By abhishek kumar # 431

SMILE PLS:-)
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:-) today Is MMS Day.. MMS Means-MAKE MONKEYS SMILE.
I Did My Job!
Nw U Send 2 Al Ur MONKEY Frnds.
Stop Jumpin!..Start Sending.

9 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Which month has 27 days?








You waste! Every month has 27 days
use ur brain atlst ons

9 Years Ago | 3 shares | By PAGALBOY # 191

All huMan beings have 5 senses.
In rare soMe have 6th senses.
But u r d special gift of GOD
Only u have 7th sense "NON-SENSE"

8 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Sumit Saundekar # 1003

Aap jante hai ki is duniya ka sabse kamina insan koun hai?
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Socho?
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Ans.Is sms ka sabse pahla shabd

9 Years Ago | 3 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

New Generation's Way To Insult..

A Boy To A Rude Gal

If I Ever Wanted To Commit Suicide..

I Will Jump From Your Ego Level...

9 Years Ago | 2 shares | By vaishnave lakshmanan # 2301

At this very moment;
1 billion people are sleeping,
1 million people are eating,
1000 people are drinking,
100 people are playing
and 1 monkey is reading my sms.

10 Years Ago | 2 shares | By mahesh # 3544

WARNING!
cell phone emits dangerous radiations which causes brain cancer ..!!
But
How lucky u r?..!
?No Brain?
?No Tension?

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