Women eh! Boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellies & clits. Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines & legs waxed & they won''t take it up the arse ‘coz it HURTS!
What women don''t really understand: For a man, his friends r like his balls. Very close to him, constantly at hand n always hanging around seemingly doing nothin, but without em he''s simply not a complete man.
Balatkari Baba ka b''day kal GB Road pe dhoom dhaam se manaya jayega. Blue film & bahut si adult samagri bhi baanti jaeygi. SMS sirf khaas tharkiyon ko bheja ja raha hai.
Women eh! Boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellies & clits. Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines & legs waxed & they won''t take it up the arse ‘coz it HURTS!
Women r like a pair of rubber boots. When they r dry, u can’t enter them, when they r wet, they smell & when u walk on the street with them, people laugh at u.
Q: What''s the closest thing to a woman''s period? A: Your salary. It comes once a month lasts about 3-4 days and if it doesn''t come everythings fucked.