New Year Quotes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 5

I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.

Each age has deemed the new-born year. The fittest time for festal cheer

New Year''s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year''s resolutions!

I''m a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.

Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year. Even when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols.

Then sing, young hearts that are full of cheer,
With never a thought of sorrow;
The old goes out, but the glad young year
Comes merrily in tomorrow.

Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year. Even when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols.

The only way to spend New Year''s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.

Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever.

We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives... not looking for flaws, but for potential.

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you''ve met your New Year''s resolution.

The only way to spend New Year''s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits.

New Year''s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

From New Year''s on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining.

Then sing, young hearts that are full of cheer,
With never a thought of sorrow;
The old goes out, but the glad young year
Comes merrily in tomorrow.

I think in terms of the day''s resolutions, not the year''s.

Matt and I have set a date. Matt and I will tie the knot New Years Day in the town of Swampscott, Massachusetts. Reserve your hotel rooms now. I will be having a gay marriage.

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year''s resolution.

Happiness is too many things these days for anyone lo wish il on anyone lightly. So let''s just wish each other a bileless New Year and leave it at that.

The merry year is born, like the bright berry from the naked thorn.

New Year''s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.

New Year''s Day… now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

New year, same goal.

Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year. Even when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols.

Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunderstorm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year. Even when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols.

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling;
He who makes one is a fool.