Nice Wishes and Status Messages - Page 17

Rat hahot ho chuki hai...
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keypad dabane se subha nahi hogi. Chup chap sojao.
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Sardarji was looking at wanted poster and was wondering :-
"SALA..!! wanted tha, tho fotu khichne ke baaad usko jane kyu diya!?!!"

+ve pictures come out from a -ve developed in a dark room. so if something -ve happening to u its the sign that +ve things are waiting for u...

No smile is as beautiful as the one that struggles through tears. and no relief is as sweet as d one that gets 2 see this smile. Keep smiling.

dreams give rise 2 hope. Hope inspires efforts. Effort results in success. So dreams r root of success. Let all ur dreams com true. gud nite..

No word is as beautiful as friend, no friend is as wonderful as u. a friendship is SWEET when its new, SWEETER when its true and SWEETEST when its u.

Aap bahut hi attractive, beautiful, decent, cute, fantastic, lovable, intelligent ravishing smart, aur talented person ka SMS pad rahe ho...

Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my reflection.

1 day u''ll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

If u save this msg, it means I''m cute. If u edit this, I''m still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i''m cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i''m cute!

Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.

This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5.... 4.... 3.... 2....1.... Error : No Brain Detected !!

Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT .