Most Popular Punjabi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages

Mainu Yaar-yaar Karde Rahe,,,,,

Es Yaar Ne Sanu Rula Dita,......

Hora Ton Ki Umida Si,jad Yaar Ne Hi Bhula Dita,,,,

Mudke Dosti Nahi Karni Main,menu Yaar Ne Sayana Bana Dita.

Santa 2 a girl: Aao Sohneo Saade dil de ander lang aao.
Girl: Jutti Utaran?
Santa: Na ji aive hi lang aao, appan kehda Akand Path rakhya.?

Ae Dil kisi di yaad che Rona hai Fizul,

Ae Dil kisi di yaad che Rona hai Fizul,

Ae ansoon bade ne Anmol inna nu khona hai Fizul.

Royin unna layi jo tere te Fida hon,

Unna layi ki Rona jinaa de Ashique hazaar hon.

Bullet vala activa vali nu:kade bullet chalaya?
Activa vali tez karke age chali gai Bullet vala fer brabar lya k puchda 'kade bullet chalaya?'
Age ja k bullet vale da accident ho gya Activa vali aa ke kehndi aaya maza?
Munda-"kanjariye tahin tan puchda c ki je chalaya tan dasde breakan kithe ne"

AALU Bhindi nu pyar krda c.
Ohne prpoze kita ta bhindi akad ich kendi tu tan MOTA ae,
mainu ni psand
Hun vkho aalu diyan girlfrnds
Aalu-Gobi
Aalu-gajar
Aalu-falian
Aalu-Shimlamirch
Aalu-matar
Aalu-methi
Aalu-paneer
Par bhindi di koi saheli ya dost ni.
Moral:-
jo akad kar janda,
oh kalla rah janda.

Father : ki hoya put, kyu royi jana, mainu das main v tere dosta varga ha

Son : ki dasa yarr, apni vali nu milan geya c, tere vali ne dekh leya, bahut kuteya yarr

Santa: Preeto,

why do u luv a rose tht dies in a day,

but

don't luv me who dies for u everyday

Preeto:Haye ve Santeya!

Haye main marja!!

Kutteya,enni angreji=D

Santa: Dr.saab tusi ta kende c

svere game khedn nal sehat thik rehndi hai

per mainu ta koi farq ni paya?

Dctr: Tusi keri game khedi c?

Snta: Mobile te sap wali

1budi mar gyi
ladies rone lagi-bebe tu kithe gyi
jithe na dhup na cha
na roti na sbzi
na bijli na pani
Snta bnte nu-yar dekhi budi kite Sade ghr ta ni chli gyi

Master-kaka pad liya kr,teri umar ch ta Gandhi ne B.A. kr liti si.
Student-master ji tusi v kuch sikh liya kro,tuhadi umar ch ta Bhagat singh ne fansi le li si.

Teacher- Tum kal kyo nahi aye? Santa- Madam, ghar mein 1 jaruri kam tha. Teacher- o i c. Santa- Nai madam,sirf program hi bnya c. Oh i ni.................

1 Jat nu kavi samelan ch zabardasti stage te bhej dita janda hai.
O sher araz karda hai
"E Chand sitaro,
Bhen de yaaro,
mainu kuj ni aanda,
mainu thalle utaro"

1din santa kele de chilke to tilk k dig pya.Uth k kapde jhad k tur pya.
Age fer kele da chilka pya si,
ta mathe te hath mar k kenda
"oho! hun fer digna pau".

Ek Pregnet lady deliveri ke liye Dr Santa K paas gai deliveri ke time lady ne 'Padd" Mareya ta Dr Santa Bollya sare Pre ho Jao Munda BULLET te aa reha hai.,

BANTA: TENU Aini kut KYO PYI..?
SANTA: KAL BRAAT ch BOLI GALT PEGI C..?
BANTA: KIDDAN...?
SANTA: "BAARI BRSI KHATAN GAYA C KHAT KE LEANDI TAAR , BHNGRA TA SAJDA- JE NACHE KURI DA YAAR.??
Banta: Fir ta kut paini hi c.
Santa: Mainu ta sirf kut hi payi jehra nachiya c audda parso bhog hai;)

Air hostess to all the passenger.?

Kripya apni -apni belt bandh le..

"santa asked"

Te Bibi jinha ne Pajama payia oh ki kra.....?

Ek kabutar ne sante te wiath kar diti..

Santa- O teri maa ne tenu kachha pauna ni sikhaya ?

Kabutar- saleyaa tu kachha pa ke tatti karda??

Santa ne punjabi kudi ka rishta apne
liye manga. Ladki ke baap ne usko khoob
maara. Maar khaa ke santa kapde
jhaadta hua bola, ?TO PHIR MAIN INKAAR
SAMJHOON

PAMMA ---? Waiter , 1 Chicken lai ke aa jaldi
Waiter ---> SIR ! French chicken orSpanish chicken ?
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PAMMA ---? Jehra marji lai aa yaar, mai kehra ohde nal gallan karniya ne

1971 da yudh chal reha c.Pak jahaj to bumb sut reha c Loki gharo bahar aa gaye.
Banto:Mein apne nakli dand bhul gayi.
Banta:''Saliye Jahaj bumb sutda kurkure ni.

1 hathi talwar chaki aunda c,kidi nu dekh
os ne talwar sut diti,kidi ne puchia tu
talwar q sut diti,hathi ne keha:''takk k
tera husan goriye hthon hthiyar gye''

CONDUCTR: BEBE bus vichon kyu utar gi tu?
BEBE: A bus chalni ta hai ni,
CNDCTR: O KYU?
BEBE: aa dekh college de munde keh rahe ne bus vich koi PURJA ta hai ni.

Ik kudi collage nu ja rahic,Os nu parpoz karn lai ik munde ne kiha,"Chann ta Raat nu charda hai,Ajj dine kive?
KUDI: "ULLU ta RAAT nu bolde ne,Ajj dine kive?

Ajkal dia Kudiyaan da dialog --
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"Bebe koi munda manda fasona ta
gal kar"
"Roti pakoni koi saukha kam
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Oh Menu KeHndi Teri ZinDagI Nu Mai JannatBna Dau.
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Bnauni Kamli nu aje chaa V Ni AunDi.
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ConfiDeNce Ta DekHo. ajj kall dia kudian da..

Ranja aya Bulet chla k, Heer bethi jean pa k, Ranja ne chlaya gear pa k, heer digi nali ch ja k, Ranja utarya gogls lah k
FIR KI,Heer ne Ranja kutya lamma pa k

Gurdware waleyaan ne eh elaan kita hai k gurdware wich 5, 10, 20, 50, 100, 500 de note nahi chadaye jange


kyonKi






GANDHI di tind te rumaal nahi hai.

Mom: Pappu meri chappal lab de. .

Smart Pappu after 5 min .

opened google.com and . typed

"WWW.bebe di khabbe pair di chapal.com

Banta to Santa-yar tu eh mobile new lia hai.
Snta-nhi apni girlfrd da chkya hai.
Bnta-kyu
Snta-yar oh jdo mildi si ehi kehndi si tu mera phone kyu nhi chkda.

Santa ki bivi uske driver k sath bhaag gaee..
logo ne poochha 'santa ji hun ki kroge..?

Santa: karna ki hai hun gaddi aap chlaawange...