Relations Wishes and Status Messages - Page 16

If i cud give u a gift... I wud give u the ability 2 see yrself the way i see u so that u wud know wat a wonderful person u r!!.

"I cried because I had no shoes till I saw a man with no feet". Life is full of blessings sometimes we''re just too blind to see them.......

Wife to maid: I Think my husband ''s having an affair with his secretary. Maid: you ''re only saying it to make me jealous.

I decided 2 send u d the cutest, sweetest, smartest& most adorable gift of d world, but postman shouted at me ''''get out from d postbox''''.

(>=<)IT''S ME ( ''o'' ) DON''T(,) . (,) PRESS ¿J¿J (>=<) ( ''o'' ) PLS(,) . (") (>=<) NO! ( ''o'' )pLz (>=<) Noo!Mar dala na!AB kaun karega sms.

Life is like a box of toffees called frnds,u hav diff flavours,which one wil u get,u nvr knw...BUT WHEN I GOT U...I WAS SURE DAT I GOT "CENTRE SHOCK"!

C L O S E N E S S RèSiDés iN THÉ HÉÄRTSÖ èVéN iF WÉ DÖNT Sèé ÉÄCH ÖTHÉR,YÖÜ WÖÜLD ÄLWÄYs BÉ RèMéMBèRéD &CÄRÉD!()"""()( ''o'')''")(,,)/ Take care!!

Never play with a woman''s heart, she has only one heart.. .......It''s ok to play with her breast, she has two!!

Boy to girl-''Roz College Aati ho...... DUPPATTE se kya Chhupaati ho........... Hum Mar Gaye hai kya...... Jo KITAABOON se Dabaati ho........... !!..!!

,,, ( .).) SÖmtyms( __,) mÉ bÜsy ,,, (.(- ) SÖmtyms( __, ) mÉ lÄzyBt nÖ mtÉr wÄt mÖÖd mÉ hv ,,, (.(. ) MÉ ÄlwÄys( __,) rmmbÉr Ü!

Wife to 2nd husband:see that''s my 1st hubby at the bar, he has been drinking since I left him 7 years ago! Husband: nonsense, no one can celebrate that long!

If u care n luv someone, dont lose a grip on that person. You''ill never know, the one you let go might be the one you have waited all your l

Son saw parents doing sex & ask "Dad what''s going on?" DAD:Teri Maa me PETROL bhar raha hun.SON: dad MOM ki AVERAGE CHECK karwao, abhi uncle bhi TANK F

A married man to a bachelor: why r u unmarried ? He answers ''ja ko rakhe saayiyan maar sake na koye''

DontCALLmeDontSend MSGS tomeDonttry 2 MEETmeDontTALK 2mebcos i"ve gotdiabetes & Dr.hasadvised me 2 beaway fromsweet things !!

how can I spell ''CH_TIYA'' without ''U''? or ''GAND_''? or ''ST_PID''? or ''K_TTE''? or ''LA_DE''? or ''JHAT_''? ?
see how important are ''U'' dear..!!..
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just as i thought u cannot wait!!!
Ok go ahead...WISH UA HAPY NEW Y''R 2006!!!
Remember i greeted u first!

Make a gal pregnent,break off,den realize ur mistake and dan marry her.U just saved ur 100 bucks by knowing d story of salaam namaste.

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khali hai na...!

mujhe bhi khali hi mila tha !!

Son meets father on stairs of a KOTHA
Son-papa aap yahan kya kar rahe ho?
Papa-yaar ab 2-300 rupey ke pichhe teri mummy ke nakhre nahi sahe jaate..!

Why Indian husbands r called silver and American as gold.b''coz Indian wives call their husbands as Ag and Americans as Au.

''Money can buy a house not a home, a bed but not sleep,
medicine but not health.
Money is dirty,it only causes pain& suffering,
SEND ME all ur MONEY & BE HAPPY

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ZIDDI ho manoge thodi!

For Pepsi "Sharukh"



For coke "Aamir"



For Mirinda ''''Vivek''''



For Fanta "Rani" For thumps up "salman"



Don''t worry

For Bante wala soda "YOU"!

Believe in miracles,but don''t depend on them. Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. Don''t limit ur challenges, but challenge ur limits...

Today is "WORLD''S LIKING DAY..tell mé one thing u like most in me. REPLY IS A MUST.pass this sms to everyone n get to know what they like in u?

We r like teabags whose true strength comes out when we''re put in hot water.so when problems upset u,just think...u must be GOD''S favorite cup of tea!....

Q:- Ek ___ ladka ___ par baith kar ___ geet ga raha tha.
(NOTE: in teeno blanks mein ek hi word aana chahiye). Reply me fast.

Women''s Tennis is more complicated ''coz with every shot, 3 balls bounce...n U re in a dilemma which one of dem to admire at..

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Luk sun s
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Birds r
flyin

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Hey . .
lazy ru stil sleepin?


Get up
"GD MNG"!