Rude Jokes Wishes and Status Messages

What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good luck)
but at the same time
Dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad luck).

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
'can kids of our age have kids?'
Teacher replied 'NO Never!!'
Boy said to girl :
'see i told you not to worry!!!!'

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
'Me sick, no work'
Boss SMS back:
'When I am sick I kiss my wife try it'
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
'Me ok, ur wife very sweet'

Dadi:GOLU

GOLU:Dadi 1 min

Dadi : Are GOLU

GOLU : Dadi Ekkk Minuteee

Dadi : GOLUU

GOLU: Are Buddhi Ruk Ja Aata Hu Potti Kar Raha Hu
-SOHAIL

son :papa aap lion or elephant me se kya banoge
dad:offcource lion beta.
Son:akhir rahoge janwar hi.