Santa Banta Wishes and Status Messages - Page 7
Santa Banta Wishes on Page 7 of 17
Updated 10 years ago
Santa singh kept staring at his computer screen for quite a while. To break the long pause another guy comes to him and asks, ''Why are you simply staring at it... why don''t you do start working?'' santa singh replies, ''Take a look at the screen...''. The other guy looks and there displayed is the message ''Press any key to continue''. The man asked ''So what?'' santa singh replies, ''Look, this damn keyboard doesn''t have the ''Any'' key!...How do I continue now...''
santa goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon santaji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; santa replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata
Santa, where''s your homework?" the teacher said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand. "My dog ate it," was his solemn response. "Santa, I''ve been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe that?" "It''s true, Miss, I swear," insisted the boy. "I had to force him, but he ate it!"
Santa, where''s your homework?" the teacher said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand. "My dog ate it," was his solemn response. "Santa, I''ve been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe that?" "It''s true, Miss, I swear," insisted the boy. "I had to force him, but he ate it!"
Santa Singh hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of his index finger shot off. ''How did this happen?'' the emergency room doctor asked him. ''well, I was trying to commit suicide,'' Santa replied. ''What?'' sputtered the doctor. ''You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?'' ''No! No! No! I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger.''
santa goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon santaji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; santa replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata
Some tourists in the Punjab Museum of Natural History were marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asked the guard, Santa Singh ''Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?'' Santa replied, ''They are 3 million, four years, and six months old.'' ''That''s an awfully exact number,'' says the tourist. ''How do you know their age so precisely?'' Santa answered, ''Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago.''
''Take me to the 10th floor,'' said Banta Singh as he entered the lift of a high rise bulding. When the lift reached its destination, the liftman opened its gates and said, ''The 10th floor, beta.'' ''Why did you call me beta?'' demanded Banta Singh. D''I am not your son.'' I called you beta because I brought you up,'' replied the liftman.