Mustang Wishes Collection - Page 2

Wo Sham Wo Rukhst Ka Sama Yad Rahega.
Wo Sheher Wo Safr Wo Makan Yad Rahega.
Hum Bhol Saky Hain Na Tujhe Bhol Saken Gy.
Tu Yad Hai Hume.
aur Hmesha Yad Rahega.

Lady doctor: Tum rooz subah clinic ke bahar khare ho kar auratoon ko kyun ghoorte ho? Pathan:Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai:AURATOON KO DEKHNAY KA WAQT 9am-11am

1 Pthan ka Air Hostes sy jagra hogya Pilot:Sir kia hua? PTHAN:isny hmari chai me Taweez milaya hy Air Hostes:Sir Khuda ka nam len,wo.."Tea Bag"tha..

Dil K lut jaane ka izhaar zaruri to nahi,

Ye tamasha sar-e-bazaar zaruri to nahi,

Mujhe tha ishq teri rooh se or ab bhi he,

Jism se ho koi sar-o-kaar zaruri to nahi,

Main to phoolon wali Razai Ley kar Soo raha tha faraaZ..!
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Na jany kon Kambhakt phoolon ko Paani dey gaya...:-(
" Happy winter season..... :-)

Yeh Zarori Nhi K Jis Ko Chaha Jaye Woh MuQaddar Mein Ho MoHsIn ;

.Zarori Ye Hai K Itna Toot K Chaho k Taqdeer Hi BadaL Jaye..

Kitney anjaan tabiyat k hain mere dost "FARAZ"....!




Jab tak hum na puchain haal, wo hum se bat hi nahi karte.

"Husn" Na Mang "Naseeb" Mang RUB Sey

"Husn" Waley Aksr "Naseeb" Walon k Ghulam Howa Krtey Hein...

Bhool jaon ussay kesi baat karty ho
"sameer"

kabi din ney b aghaz kia hai sooraj k beghair...

Husband gusse may:aaj tmne ye kesa khana bnaya hy?
Bilkul Gobar jesa!!

Wife: uff Mairey khudaia!! Iss Admi ne kia kia chakkha huwa hai.;-)

Cooja mooja ooja pooja kani mani pani wani mao bao lao kao zoo loo noo
Shoo
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Uff parh to nhi lia?
Ye to rang kala krne ka mantar tha...

Tum hi ne sawaar kiya tha mohabat ki kashti pe muje,
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Ab nazrain na churao mujhy doobta bhi dekho...!!

Biwi pathan se:

khan hum ko hamara salgirah me chain gift karna.

pathan: wai qurban!
Laalay ki jaan!

zaroor dega batao

CYCLE KA DE
YA moter cycle KA?..

Boy: main tmare lia asman se taray tor k la skta hu

girl: ye to aam bat hay. Agr scha lv krte ho to utility store se cheeni la k dikhao :-P

Animals
ki
khususiat:

Bandr:
Banana khata
hy

Dog:
Wfadar hota hy


Plz
Agy
mat
Parhna


Ruko

Mat
Parho








Gadha:
Wohi krta hy jis kaam sy mana' kia jay!

1 bibi janat ma gai to farishty se boli.
"mari shadi kisi molvi nal hi karayo.."
farishta: "sabr kr la bibi, pehly kisi molvi nu janat vich aan te de"

Dard deny se mohabat barhti hay Faraz..


Ye keh k wo meri ungli darwazay mai phansa gae.


.. Ooiye..

Girl: Teri judai mein neend urti hai, jan jati hai, chein khota hai, dil rota hai...!

Boy: Check karwaley bibi Dengi Virus me bhi aesa hi hota hai!

Ek Larka Ghar Dair Se Lauta,

Maa: Kahan Thay.?

Beta: Film Dekhne Gaya Tha,
"MAA DA PYAR"

Maa: Ab oopar Ja k ek Aur Film Dekh...
"peoo DI MAAR"

"Main wo nhi k shadi hui or badl gya

Mera wohi mizaj wohi zouq hy

Shadi se pehly b mujay shadi ka shauq tha

Shadi k bad b mujy shadi ka shuq he. ;-)

2 things indicates weakness>

One: to be silent, when there is a strong need to speak...

Second: to speak when it is better to be silent.

1 Kanjos Tha






Bilkul Kanjos Tha






Khalis Kanjos Tha







Bahut Ziada Kanjos Tha






Aap Mat Ghabrao












Aap K Samne
Tu Wo Kch Bhi Nahi tha..

"MORNING"is a good time to "REMEMBER"
all the sweet things &
all sweet persons in your "LIFE"
so wake up with "SWEET SMILE"
*SALAM

Pathan mobile company mei job k lye gya
1st question k answer pr hi usay laat maar k bhaga dia


Ques:Which is the most popular network?


Pathan: AL-QAIDA :-D :-D :-P

Tu Door Ho kr Bhi Meri Rooh Se Zyada Kreeb He

Dil Tot Jata Hai Ye Dil Ka Naseeb He

Teri Kami Chah K Bhi Kam Nai Hoti

Najane Q Ye Hmara Rishta Itna Ajeeb He.

Chote log

PAISE


Ki bat karty hen...


Bare log
'TIME' ki bat krte hen
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Khobsurat log...

Baat hi nahi krte
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Woh sirf
SMS krte hen...

Ghalib irshad farmate hn
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Jabse aenak lagi he nazar wali
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Zeher lagne lagi he ghar wali.. . .!!;-)

Baap: Munay, aaj aasman se ek pari aye gi or tumhen aik choooti munni gift kar jaey gi.

Beta: O ja Abba, chawlan na maar, ammi nu jaldi hospital le k ja..

<~DOSTI~>

Dosti karna itna hi aasan he jitna..


Matti se Matti par Matti likhna..


OR..



Dosti nibhana itna hi mushkil he jitna...



Paani se Paani par Paani likhn