vicky Wishes Collection - Page 2

Wo Kiya Jaanay Mere Dil Pe Kiya Guzri us waqt,
“Faraz”, .
Jab Us Ne Meri Tarf Dekha or Muskura K Boli .
Bhai”Phoosi”aap ne maari hai..?

Ek baat hamesha yaad rakhen.
2 chezen muqaddar walon ko hi milti hain.
1. Samosey k saath zyada Chatni.
Or dusra,
Dahi barey k saath Paapri.

Hamin Na Muhabt Mili Na Pyar Mila
HuM ko Jo B Mila Bewafa yar Mila
Apni to BaN Gai tamasha Zindagi. HaR koi Apny MaQsad ka talbgar Mila.

Hamein Pata Tha K Jaam Mein Zehar Hai Lekin
Us K Pilaney Mein Khaloos Itna Tha K Ham Thukra Na Sakey.

Meri Nazar Ko Junoon Ka Payam De Saqi,.
Meri Hayat Ko Lafani Sham De Saqi..
Ye Roz Roz Ka Peena Mujhe Pasand Nhi
Kabi Na Hosh Mei Aaon Wo Jaam De Saqi

Har ak sawal ka us ko jawab kya daytay,
Hum apni zaat ka us ko hisaab kia dyty,
jo ik lafaz ki khusboo na rakh saka mehfooz
Hum us k hath me pori kitaab kya dyty

Santa: Why didn’t you marry?

Banta: I was searching for an ideal match.

Santa: So, you didn’t find an ideal girl?
Banta: I found one.

Santa: Then?

Banta: She was also searching for an ideal match.

Pappu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 8 butter naan kha liye.
Kuch der baad toilet mein pet pakad ke ro raha tha bhagwan se request kar raha tha ki, “Hey bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de!”