chandra kant tiwari Wishes Collection - Page 3

Ur Aim in Life should b "54321"
Shocked na!
5-Five Figure Salary.
4-Four Wheeler Vehicle.
3-Three Bedroom Flat.
2-Two Cute Children.
1-One Smart Life Partner.

Bijla+badal=savan
aaya.

Barat+ baja= Dhula
aaya.

Ful + najare = Basant
aaya.

aap + aapki hasi=
bhago....


bhut aaya!!!!

Kyun chalti hai pawan,
Because of evaporation .
Kyun jhoome hai gagan,
Because of earth's rotation.
Kyun machalta hai mann,
Because of disorder in digestion.
Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!

Sonu- Abe, Tune School Aana Q Chhod Diya

Monu- Yaar, Actually Mere Dad Keh Rahe The Ke
1 Jagah Bar Bar Jane Se Izzat Kam Ho Jati Hai

student ne hawa me coin uchala;
head aaya to sona hai,
tail aaya to film dekhni hai,
khada raha to gane sunuga or
agar hawa me raha to...ma kasam padhunga

Banta In art gallery: ye bhynak tasvir ko aap modern art kahte hai?
Art Dealer: Mere bap tu dimag mat laga ghar ja, ye aaina hai...

SMILE and MILES r 2 words made from same alphabets
but a small SMILE can cover MILES of distance b/w 2 ppl.

You are biggest FOOL in the world
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uper padh liya na ab niche kya certificate dhundh rahe ho.

10 Msgs 4u
1 Hi
2 Hello
3 I miss U
4 HrU?
5 Hope Ur fine
6 Keep smiling
7 Take care
8 God Bles U
9 B happy

10 GOOD NIGHT

Promise me that we'll always be great buddies.
U r da root,I'm da Ground.U r da sun,I'm da brightness.U r da Joy,I'm
da Love & I'm da Tree & u r da MONKEY!!!

Aap waise hi bahot khoobshoorat ho,
par jab rooth jaati ho,
aur bhi hasin dikhti ho,
kaas ye roothne aur manane ka silsila aise chalti rahe...

aaj maine 1 jaan bachai.
maine 1 ladki se pucha agr main i love u kahu to kya krogi?
ladki khushi s mar jaungi maine kaha.
ja nahi kehta ji le apni zindgi

Tu deekh ya na dekh
tara dekhnay ka gham nahi
tera na dekhnay ki ada
tera dekhnay say kam nahi

Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER ........ Immediately after Marriage!!

Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
Manager: "What can I do?
Husband: "Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."

Life may hamesha Haste raho, muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate raho...
thaki tumhe dekh kar hi log samaj jaye ki……………
Tum... "KUWARE" ho…..

A Man before marriage is - Superman.
After Marriage - Gentleman.
5 Years Later - Watchman.
10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman.

likha hai bhai kuch to likha hai
kam se kam kuch to kia hai!
ha magar ye bhi sach hai
maine pehli baar likha hai.

hotho ki baat ye aansu kahte hai. chup rahte hai phir bhi bahte hai. in aansuo ki kismat to dekhiye ye unke liye bahte hai jo dil me rahte hai.

Ham nazar se dor hen ankhon se nahi ham khwabo se dor hen khyalon se nahi ham dil se dor hen dharkan se nahi ham aap se dor hen aap ki yadoon se nahi.

KITNA BHI CHAHO NA BHOOL PAO GAYA HUME JITNI DOOR JAO GAYA NAZDIK PAO GAYA HUME MITA SAKTE HO TO MITA DO YAADEN MERI MAGAR KYA SAPNO SE JUDA KAR PAO GAYA HUMHE

Dil chahe dekhna unhe to batao aankho ka kya kasoor. Har pal mahsoos ho jo unki khushbu to, sanson ka kya kasoor. Vaise to har khwab pooch ke nahi aate, maga r har roj unka khwab aaye to raton ka kya kasoor

Kis kadar wo chahte the hame
Har pal pahloo me rahne wale
Dawaa karte the marham bane ka jo
Wahee jakhm gaharaa de gaye the hame

Khuda ki mahobbat fanah kaun karega..
Sabhi neak ban gaye to gunah Kaun karega.
Aye khuda bewafa sanam ko bachaye rakhna..
Warna hamari Qabar pr chadar kaun chadayega…

Apki Ankho Me Ansuo Ki Jagah Na Ho.
Mere Pass apko Bhulane Ki Vajah Na Ho.
Agar Bhul Jaun Kisi Tarah Se apko.
To Khuda Kare Meri Zindgi Me Agli Subah Na ho.

Meri mohabbat hai wo koyi mamuli ladki nahi,
Koyi use chede ye muje bardash nahi,
Cheer dhenge hum use agar
Wo kehdhe kisi ka naam ek bar,
Ye ek AshiQ ka wada hai koyi jhooti kasam nahi.

Dhoka tum na dho ab yakeen hame nahi,
bewafi tho dekchuke ab wafa ka barosa nahi,
dosti samj b sako wo akal tumme nahi,
kr k mohabbt saza tum saho utna sabar tum me nahi,
hamari myyath pr tum Aao ye yakeen ab kisi ko nahi.

Legayi sb kuch magar bus kafan rehne dia,
Yuhi meri zindgi ka akri rehnuma rehne dia,
Hum gaye they unko loutane k liye.
Wo kha k raham rehne diya………

Dard se khelna sikh gaye,
hum bewafayi ko jhelna sikh gaye
ham kya bataye hame zindagi ne
Kis kadar saqth bana diya,
k maut se pehle kafan odna b sikh gaye!

Kuch pal to hote hai kuch pal ke liye…
Aa jee le ham inhe har pal ke liye…
Ye waqt to ret ki tarah fisal jayega…
De jaayega yaade hame jeewan bhar ke liye…