JAYANT Wishes Collection - Page 30

Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do.
Wife:
Mein nahi bana rahi.
Pathan
Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana doonga.

Pathan or Gadhe me 3 Batien Common hain
1.Bachpan me Dono Khubsurat hote hn
2.Bachpan se hi Mehnati hote hn
3.Bare ho kr Dono Transport ka Kaam kerte hai.

Ek Kutta pathan k piche laggaya
Pathan Gussey me Bolta howa bhaga
Khocha agar tere Bap ka Hakumat nahi hota to tujhe Batata..???

Boy : Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy
Pathan : pta Nai
Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye
Moral: pathano ko marne k bad B akal nae ati

Pathan ko gali me para 100 ka note mila,
Jis pe likha tha
“EID MUBARAK”
Pathan ne chup k se note jeib me rakhte huye kaha
“KHER MUBARAK.

There are Two Words in a Person's Life
That Will Open Many Doors for Him.

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Push and Pull. :-)

Bite The Neck Gently,

Chew The Breast Softly,

Spread The Legs Slowly,

Suck The Juice Excitingly,

That Is The Way To Eat


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Tandoori Chicken! :-)

Agr Aapko 18 Saal ki Larki Jhuk Kar Salam Kary
To Aapko Uski Kya Cheez Nazar Aayegi?

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Uski Achi Tarbiyat.


Bhai Hath Jorta Hon Kabhi To Sahi Socha Karo. :-)

Mein tere naseeb ki barish nahi ho tujh pe baras jao dost..

Tujhe is garmi mein roz nahana ho ga...!

I Miss u rozana:
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After breakfast and khana...
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Ab tum zayada mat itrana,
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hum ko acha lagta hai tum ko ullo banana.

Main jb b

App ko dekha

App ko Jana

Ap ko mesoos kya

Ap ko ek farishtey jesa paya

Jis ko Jannat sy nikala gya apni harkaton
Ki vaja se...

Kya tm Gareeb ho?

YES or NO?

Agr Ameer ho to 50 ka balance bhejo..


Aur agr Gareeb ho to Ye msg Aage bhejo..

KHUL K MANGO Yar

Happy Bhikari day..

Pyaray Dost!
Film Me Kaam Karoge?

Roll Sirf itna He K 1 Larki Apko 1 Kamre Me Le Jaigi







Or Apko Goli Mar Degi.

Film Ka Naam He,

"kutte Ki Mout"

Mobile Ko Ejaad Karne Wale Ka Sapna Tha K Dunya Me
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FAQEER oR BHIKARI K Hath Men B Mobile Ho

MUBARAK HO

Aap Ny uska Sapna Such Kar Dikhaya.

WO kon c ghari thi jb ap paida huy?

CITIZEN

RÖLEX

SEIKO

RADO

QUARTZ

Ya koi or?

Jldi jawab dain


Company band krwani hai
Ta k aisa HADSA
Phir na ho,.

Teacher: tumhare baap ka kia naam ha??
Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: ye kia naam hoa bhla!!
Pathan: ham jahan marzi hon wo mujhe dhond leta ha....

Pathan ny chalange kiya k

Woh minar-e-pakistan ko apne sar par utha kar peshawar ja sakta hai.

Hazaron log ikthay ho gaye...

Pathan bola: bus isey utha kar mere sar par rakho tum....:-

Pathan ne oxford universty mein 1st Positon li News channel walu ne pucha

K ab kia kro gay?

Pathan

bachpan se aik khuwab hy

k hum apna tandoor khole GA.

Us nay chori say meri girl friend ka number nikal liya tha

FARAZ

Aur aj wo apni hi behn k sath set hai.

This is the result of CHORI.

Chan te tare change nai lagde
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Roz de lare change nai lagde
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Hun tusi v viya kar lo
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Sano tusi kunware change nai lagde

Punjabi Boys ka Girls ko PROPOSE kerny ka style:


Pipal da boota howey.......

Gannay da ras howey....... .

Jay mera wass howey....... ..

Rab di Qasam....... .

Teri Maa meri saas howey.......

Kaki kaki
Haan bebay!

Phak di cheeni
Na bebay!

Jhoot bakdi
Na bebay!

Lawan jutti
Na bebay!

Khol bootha
Ha! Ha! Ha!

phone karna te dunya dari
miss call te sukki yaari
edhar odhar lamyaan calan
mot pendi a sadi vari....

arz kiya hai

tumse kese nazer milaien oo dilbar jani

wah wah wah

tumse kese nazer milaein oo dilbar jani










teri sajji ankh kaani(-_+)

meri khabi ankh kaani (+_-)..

Rona te ohdi aadat si . Asi Dil no aiwein ei laa baithey,

Oh Nakk poonjh k chali gai,

asi nawan Romaal Gawa baithey...

Under The Black Cloth,
Fire Of Love Burn



Nahi Samajh Aayi Na!

Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh Aandi Na


Matlab


Kali Kurti De Thaley
Agg Ishq Di Baley...

Arz Kya Hai:

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Ghor Kijiye Ga.

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay

Nahi Tay.

Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay.

Man: Mein kaam per jaa raha hoon..

Sister: Allah ki amaan ho Veer..

Mother: Jeetey raho beta..

B.v: Ae kera time aey jan da?

Teray kam e nai mukday...

When u feel, That nobody loves u, Nobody cares 4 u, & every 1 is ignoring you, N hating u, U should ask urself, Sala ... Chakkar kia hai

Salam! Main Ye Sim OFF Kar Raha Hon.

Is Par Mujhe Bohat Calls Aur SMS Aa Rahy Hain.

Log Tang Karte Hain.

Poochtay Hain K






"Aapne Sania Mirza Ko Kyon Chhor Diya?" :-)