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chintu:Papa what's the difference between mother's tears & wife's tears ?
father : Mother's tears affect ur HEART & wife's tears affect ur POCKET.
Really Golden Words:
Agar duniya main mehnat ki Qadar hoti To Gadha sub se zyada izzatdar hota...!
dedicated to all my
hardworking and busy Frnds
Sanata in firebrigade-Lady calld-"mere ghar aag lagi h
Santa-pani dalo.
Lady-dala,aag ni bujhi
S-"fir hm akar kya krenge,hm b to pani hi dalenge.
GOLU-Jab B m tumhre ghr khana khata hu
Tumhara kutta mere khane ko ghoor kar dekhta h KYO?
MOLU-kyuki kutta apni Plate phchanta h mere dost.
Abba ne kaha, mera beta engineer banega!
wah ! wah !!
Abba ne kaha, mera beta engineer banega!!
ACP ne kaha,lagta hai daya, ye aisa nahi manega!!!
tujhme rab dikhata hai, yara me kya karu?
wah!
tujhme rab dikhata hai, yara me kya karu?
daya, talashi kardo shuru!!!
Badi si Deewar me chhoti si darar hai!
wah!!
Badi si Deewar me chhoti si darar hai!
Ye kya salunke? Qatil abhi tak farar hai???????
Prit ki lat mohe aisi lagi ho gayi main diwani!!
wah
Prit ki lat mohe aisi lagi ho gayi main diwani!!
Aur CID ke hath laga gaya ek aur khooni!!!!
Irade pakke ho to hoti nahi haar!
Irade pakke ho to hoti nahi haar!
ACP bola, Daya, send him behind the bar!!!
Samundar ki laharo se shahar hil gaya!
Samundar ki laharo se shahar hil gaya!
Congrats abhijeet! bachha mil gaya!!!
zayed khan hai hritik ka saala
zayed khan hai hritik ka saala
ACP ne kaha - oh my god Abhijit tumne toh ise maar daala
guys i'll talk to u later see you soon
guys i'll talk to u late see you soon
Abhijit - oh my god SIR EK AUR KHOON
500 ke note dekh kar lo aajkal woh farzi hai
500 ke note dekh kar lo aajkal woh farzi hai
ACP Praduman bola " lagta hai khooni ladka nahi ladki hai "
nahi kar sakta koi sachin ka catch
nahi pakad sakta koi sachin ka catch
ACP pradyuman ne kaha " kisina kisi ka zarur hoga finger print match "
us pari ko jameen par kisne bulaya
us pari ko jameen par kisne bulaya
Daya pata lagao dhoni ka MaxX mobile kisne churaya.........
Kaghaz pe hum ne zindagi likh di,
Ankhon se seench kar apni har khushi likh di,
Dard jab hum ny utara lafzon may,
Zamanay ny kaha WAH kia ghazal likh di.
East jaaon ya West…. konsi right direction hai..?
East jaaon ya West…. konsi right direction hai..?
ACP-daya Abhijeet.. Dono khoono ka pakka koi connection hai…!
Maruti suzuki ki tata safari se hui takkar hai
Maruti suzuki ki tata safari se hui takkar hai
ACP- Abhijeet… In dono ka pakka koi chakkar hai….!
mubaarak ho tumhe janam din… tum jiyo saal hazaaro
mubaarak ho tumhe janam din… tum jiyo saal hazaaro
khooni ne daya se kaha… main sab batata hoon..!! mujhe aur mat maaro…!
jAADOO sa chaa gaya tumse milke hai
jAADOO sa chaa gaya tumse milke hai
Daya ne kaha…jaldi mooh kholo… warna humaare paas aur bhi tareeke hai…!
Party k menu mein Kurkure aur Lays hai…!! wah wah
Party k menu mein Kurkure aur Lays hai…
ACP ne kaha – Abhijeet, shayad ye kidnapping ka case hai…!!
Jisme maza na karo woh jawani bhi kya jawani hai…
* Kya baat hai *
Jisme maza na karo woh jawani bhi kya jawani hai…
Abhijeet car ka picha karo…shayad khooni ussi mein hai….!!
Pyaar ka phool patjhad mein bhi khila hua hai…
Pyaar ka phool patjhad mein bhi khila hua hai…!!
Pradyuman ne kaha – ” Lagta hai ye bhi uss khooni se mila hua hai…!! “
Khoon hote samay katil ka baj raha tha phone
kya baat hai..!!
Khoon hote samay katil ka baj raha tha phone…!!
…ACP pradyuman ne DAYA se kaha – Pata karo, seher mein kitno ki hai ye ringtone………!!!
Pappu ki shadi mein baj raha tha baja…
wah wah..
Pappu ki shadi mein baj raha tha baja…
…DAYA says – ” Sir, Khooni toh bagh gaya, ye raha darwaza…!!!
CID WATCHIN OM SHANTI OM
ITNI SHIDDAT SE TUMHE PAANE KI KOSHISH KI HAI
ABHIJEET NE KAHA SIR ZAROOR KISI NE CID KO PHASANE KI KOSHISH KI HAI!!!!!
USNE KHANE K LIYE CHIPS BANAYE AALUKE
USNE KHANE K LIYE CHIPS BANAYE AALUKE
KUCH PATA CHALA DR.SALUKE ..?
Dr.Salunkhe gaa raha Dr.Tarika ke saath kohi geet…
Dr.Salunkhe gaa raha Dr.Tarika ke saath kohi geet…
*Wah Wah Wah Wah*…
Kuch toh gadbad hai…Abhijeet!!!