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('?')confused
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Jaisi marzi shkal banalo MERE SMS TO AYENGE..!
SHER
chupkarSHIKAR
nahikarte
BUJDIL
kabhi
khulkar
VAAR
nahi
karte
Aur
DOST
HUM
to
woh
H
jo
"HAPPY
DIWALI"
kehne
ke
liye
5
NOV.
ka
INTEZAR
nahi KARTE!.
Newly married husbnd savd wife's nmbr on mobile as
"MY LIFE"
Aftr 1yr:"MY WIFE"
5yrs:"HOME"
10Yrs:"HITLER"
25Yrs: "WRONG NUMBER"!
1bat puchu?
Mazaq me mat talna Golmol jawab nhi chlega
Dekho kuch bate Zindgi me bahut Aham hoti hai
Sach Sach batao
Is Diwali pr Nahaoge na?
Koyal ko awaz
"MUBARAK"
Awaz ko sur
"MUBARAK"
Sur ko sungeet
"MUBARAK"
aur aap ko hamari taraf se
Dhan 13
Rup 14
Or DIPAWALI "MUBARAK"
Dedicated 2 all MATHS Studnts:-
Fact Of Our Lyf
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Humne 9th me MATHS Li...
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Aur uske baad SE aaj tak MATHS hamari JAAN Le rahi hai!!
Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy you. but to help you realize your hidden potentials.
Let DIFFICULTIES KNOW THAT YOU are DIFFICULT!!
Har subject k syllabus ko mini skirt k tarah hona chahiye.
itna chota ki logo ka interest bhi bana rahe aur zaruri cheezien bhi cover ho jaye.
Gudnyt.
Koi khud se bhi pyara hota hai,
koi to dil ka sahara hota hai,
Zaruri nahi zindgi apne liye hi pyari ho Zindgi me koi to Zindgi se bhi pyara hota hai.
The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all your mistakes and weaknesses and still thinks you're completely amazing...
Pyar Jab Milta Nhi To Hota Q Hai, Agr Khwabo Me Wo Aye To Insaan Sota Q Hai, Jb Yehi Pyar Aankho K Samne Kisi Or Ka Ho Jye, To Dil Itna Rota Q Hai..
TIPS HOW TO SAVE 10 PAISA PER YEAR .
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ISME BHI INTERESTED HO..?
KASAM SE YAAR..HADH HOTI HAI... KAHA LE JAOGE ITNA BACHA K;-)+gud nyt
Haqikat Ho Tum Kaise Tuje Sapna Khu Tere Har Dard Ko Ab Me Apna Kahu Sb Kuch Kurban H Mere Yaar Tujh Par Kaun H Tere siva jise me APNA kahu
Mere qareeb nhi mujhse juda bhi nhi,
Yeh raaz magr un pr khula bhi nhi,
Suna hai unko pasand aa gayi khamoshi humari,
Is khayal se hum ne kuch kaha hi nh.
Ladka Ladki dekhne gaya,
Thodi der chup baithe ke baad bola= English chalegi na?
Ladki(Sharmate huye)= Soda saath me ho to Desi bhi chalegi..
Best n positive thought....
"Third person never create misundrstandng btwn 2 people..
bt misundrstndng btwn 2 people create space for 3rd person....
GOD askd,
wat maks
me Happy?
he xpected me 2 say
Wealth&Fame.
But suddenly my cell beeped&Ur sms came.
I smiled&said
" this makes
Me happy...
Bus ke driver aur conductor me kya fark hai?
Guess?
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Conductor soya to kisi ka ticket nahi katega,
Aur?
Driver soya to sabka ticket cut jayega..
Agar 500 ke note ko check karna ho to?
Uske 10 fold karke uspar 20 mukke maaro.
Fir note ko kholo.
Agar GandhiJi ka chasma toot jaye to?
Samajhna note nakli hai
Fijao ke badlne ka intzaar nahi karte,andhiyo ke rukne ka intzaar nahi karte,yad kar lete hai kuch khas logo ko hum unke yad karne ka intzaar nhi karte.
ye zindagi hai ek janjaal yahan chahat hai paiso ka kamal aap bhi kangal hum bhi kangal to aao hum tum khele miss call miss call
Gam na kijiye zindagi bahut badi hai,chahat ki mehfil aapke liye saji hai,bas ek bar muskura kar dekhiye,taqdeer khud apse milne ko bahar khadi hai.
Teacher:-
Which Was 1st Silent Film In hindi?
Santa:-
If d Film Was Silent,
How Could u Know It Was in Hindi ?
Teacher shocks
Santa rocks !!
Na jane Q wo hmse muskura k milti h
andar k sare gham chupa k milti h
janti h aankhe sach bol jati h
shayd isiliye wo nazre jhuka k milti h.
Last night I dreamt tat,I was walking wid GOD n I told him tat I ve a friend like u den he smiled n said-'Beta sab pichle janam ka paap hai.'
Nice Saying:)
SORY works wen Mistakes r made,
bt SORY does nt work wen TRUST is broken.
"So in LIFE do Mistkes bt nvr Break TRUST"
Miss u....
Ek din Hanuman ji patang uda rhe the. Upar se Yamraj ne patang ki kanni kaat di. Hanuman ji Bole- Mangal Bhavan Amangal Haari, Neeche aao tohe patak k mari.
In a Hospital a Doctor Was Dismissed For Reading a Book..
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Guess the Name Of That Book?
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'How To Become a Doctor
In 30 Days!';