AJIT RUBY Wishes Collection - Page 8

Ghee ki khusboo, Basmati chawal, Urad ki daal sath me Pyaz, Mirch, Mooli, Achar, dil me khusi aur apno ka pyar mubarak ho apko KHICHADI KA TYOHAR

Santa k truck p
Likha tha
Chota Pariwar
Sukhi Pariwar
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Niche Likha tha..
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Tinu
Minu
Chintu
Chiki
Pinky
Guddu
Babli
Pappu
Sonu
Monu
De
"PAPPA di GADDI."

Managment student kisses a girl.
Girl-whats this?

Boy- its called DIRECT MARKETING.

Girl slaps d boy

Boy-what is this?

Girl- this is CUSTOMER FEED BACK...:)

Sometimes There are no words to describe how we feel about some people..
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Thank God , he gave us middle finger....!! ;-)

With due respect
Rajnikant sir,
plz apne A.C. ka switch off kr dijiye,
bahut thand pad rhi h yaha..!

New accounting terminology :
1Crore= Khoka,
500Cror=1 Koda.
1,000Cror=1 Radia.
10000 Cror=1 Kalmadi,
100,000 Cror=1Raja
&
10 KALMADI +10 RAJA =1 SHARAD PAWAR

Param Pratapi, Param Tejasvi, Maha Kripalu, Atyant Dayalu, Sarva Shaktishali, "YAANI HUM" uth chuke hai. Toh Saare Bhakt Zor se bolo-
"GooD MoRnInG".

Tip for lifetime-


It's better to just quietly miss smeone Rather than letting them know and get no response..Gudngt

Dosti me duriyan to aati rehti hai,
Phir b dosti duriyon ko mita deti hai,
Wo dost hi kya jo naraz na ho,
Par sachchi dosti doston ko mana leti hai.GN

,+""-., ,.-""+,
G( ~_~) (~_~ )D < MORNING > ""-.,?,.-""
Have Co0L SmiLE
On YoR FaCe.
-+G( '.' )( '.' )D+-
-M-O-R-N-I-N-G-

Have a Nice Day.

Dosti karli Aapse bahut sochne k bad,Ab kisi ko dekna nahi Aapko dekne k bad,Dunia chhod denge Aapko chhodne k bad, bhgvan maff kare itna jhoot bolne k bad..

i may nt gt to see you as often as I like. I may nt gt to hold u in my arms all through d night. But deep in my heart I truely know, you're d one tht i lov

3mnths of lecture,
3wks of internal tests,
3days of study,
3hrs of exam n 3mins of correction is wat v call ONE SEM.!Happy Sem Ending...

Her: I broke your heart once and I don't intend to do it again. Him: I believed you once and I also don't intend to do it again. :-(:-(

Message nahi karne ki tujhe aisi sazaa mile..

Message nahi karne ki tujhe aisi sazaa mile

Tujhe aaye ZoRse SUSU
aur kahin karne ki jagah naa mile..

Raba tu vi kisi naal ishq kita hovega,je nahi kita te kari vi na,pachtavenga,asi ta mar ke vi tere kol avange das tu mar ke kithe javenga..

Zarurat nhi aaj mohabbat ki hame, kal jab thi tab use ghurur tha, Hum hi naye the ishq k shahar me jo na jaan paye, k uska ghar to bewafai k liye mashhur tha.!

Log kehte hai ki hum pyaar k bina nahi ji sakte..
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Par mera sochna hai ki.......

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Oxygen zyada jaruri hai.

Rab ne mere hatho me aisi lakir likh di, Unse mil na saknge kabhi aisi takdir Likh di,Jise chahte the JAAN se jyada,Rab ne kisi or k Naam Wo Jaagir Likh di...good night

Paani ki boond bahut choti hai,Pr ek pyasa phool uska intezar karta hai,usi tarah 1Sms chota lagta hai.Pr bhejnewala dil se aapko yaad karta hai.Gudnight

Mariz- Doctor Sahab Sirf Aap Hi Meri Help Kar Sakte Ho..

..Koi Bhi Meri Baat Nahi Sunta Meri Taraf Dhyan Hi Nahi Deta

Doctor- Next Please..

Baap ne Bete ki Talashi Li, Cigrate, Masala,Daru ki Botal or Ladkiyo k Mbl no. Nikle.Baap ne Bahut Mara-Kbse Chal Rha h Sb?Beta Rote Hue-Papa Ye Jacket Apka hai

Jante ho bhagwan ne insan ko banate samay uske unglio ke bich me jagah Q chori?
Q ki.
apke jivan me koi ayega, Hath pakdega, Aur bolega-



'Le cigrate pi'.

Sharing problms & asking for help doesn't mean that we are weak or incompetent,

It usually indicates an advanced level of trust-!
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1 Good News & 1 Bad News..


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Good News- Big Bazar Me 1KG Tamatar K Saath NOKIA N96 Free


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Bad News- 1KG Tamatar Rs. 29,999/- Only

Ab padhai mushkil hi nhi,
na mumkin bhi ho gayi hai...

kyuki ..
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Phele to munni badnaam ho gayi
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Aur ab sheela bhi jawan ho gayi...

Subah subah ki paheli sunehri kiranmere upar aai
aur mere kaan me dhiiirrre se bol gai:
"Utthho yaar,Ab Duniya Ko Tang
Karne ka Time Ho Gaya"Good morning.

What's d difference between people who pray in Temples and people who pray in d Exam Centres? Those in d exam centres are damn serious.

Sunday k din jhakkas nazar ate ho
Wah wah!

Sunday k din jhakkas nazar ate ho,



Aur aao b kyu na sirf isi din to nahate ho
Wah wah!
Wah wah!

Doctor Or Bhagwan Ko Kbi Naraj Mat Krna QKi Jb Bhagwan Naraj Ho To Wo Dctr K Pas Bej Deta H Or Dctr Jab Naraj Ho To Wo Bhagwan K Pas Bej Deta Hai!