Brijesh Rai Wishes Collection - Page 2

Jigar ka dard seene mein liye ghoom raha hoon,

Chauthi bhi gayi paanchvi dhoond raha hoon.

Mohabbat ke anjaam se darr rahein hain,
Nighaon main aapni khoon bhar rahein hain ,
Meri Jaan ko le udda hai koi,
Aur ham yahi bethe hue sher o shayari kar rahein hain.

Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
Hamm bhi ab to sehra sajayenge.
Mujhe pata tha wo apne naseeb main nahi hai,
Ab uski chotti bahen ko fasayenge.

Tere liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hoon,
Lekin abhi mujhe kuch kaam hai.

Tere liye sagar me doob sakta hoon,
Lekin abhi mujhe zukaam hai.

Kuch to meri halat ka khayaal karo !!
Meri byke pe to hamesha ghoomti ho
Kabhi to apne baap ki CAR ka bhi istemal karo...

Manta hoon janeman,
Tere bina nahi jina hai
Magar Card ki kya zaroorat hai ?
Tax cut gaya hai, march ka mahina hai.

jab koi doosre ka naam tum leti toh,
khoon mera tab gharam hota hai,
ab nakhre koi tumne kiye toh,
to kasam se jaan dedoonga mai..

jab humari ankhe hui hai char,
toh shadi ka prastav rakha hai pehli baar,
aur jab humare dil ek saath dhadke hai,
toh ab tumse inkar nahin sunna hai...

ahat si koi aaye tou lagta hai tum ho
jab koi bander peirr per charh jaye tou lagta hai tum ho
ahat si koi aaye tou lagta hai tum ho
jab koi gadha chillata hua nazar aa jaye tou lagta hai tum ho

Tumhare ishq ne mujhko nikamma kar diya
Hara-bhara ped tha, sukha khamba kar diya

aapke karib he to duniya bhar ke pagal khaaney chaltey hein
...aap akela mat samjhiye khud ko...
kyunki wahan aap jaise hazaaron pagal paltey hein

Teri her ek adaa ke hum kayal ho gaye,
teri tirchi nazar se jo hum ghayal ho gaye,
sach jana jab humne ki nazar he tirchi hai teri,
to laga aisa jhtka ki hum pagal ho gaye

Tujhe dekha to noor yaad aa gayi,
Tujhe chaha to anarkali yaad aa gayi,
Tere shauk purey karte karte,
Mmujhe meri naani yaad aa gayi.

Raat k andhere me nikal pade hai jasus,



wah wah



Raat k andhere me nikal pade hai jasus,



ACP bola,
Daya zara pata to lagao,ye aam kesar hai ya haafus..?

jab jab dekhta hoon teri SIZE
Har lamha jaata hai NICE
Lagaade mere aankho mein thoda saa ICE
Kyun ki har roj dekhtaa hoon mein TOTALY SPIES

unhone ghoonghat jo uthaya din me raat ho gayi,
pyaar ki sunahri dhoop ki jagah barsaat ho gayi,
armaano pe mere petrol tab fir gaya,
jab shaadi k din hi wo kisi aur k saath faraar ho gayi

zyada khushi se vajan badh jata hain,
dukhi rehne ka fanda is mamle me bada hit hai,
ham gam khate hain aur aansu peete hain,
tabhi to kitne slim, trim aur fit hain...........

BAHUT KUCH DITTA EH RABBA TU MAINU,
BASS IK MEHARBANI HOR KARDE.
JA TAH MILAADE MAINU YAAR MERE NAAL,
NHI TAH BOTAL WHISKY DI MERE MOOHRE DHARDE.

Honto Pe Hai Lipstick Or Naina Kajal Se Lais,
Neutralization Takes Place When Acid React With Base.

Uski Zulfon Ne Najane Kitne Logo Ko Di Thais,
Tan Theeta Is Equal To Perpendicular Upon Base. :-)

Dil Torne Walon Ko Saza Kyun Nahi Milti.
Har Kisi Ko Pyar Karne Ki Dua Kyun Nahi Milti.


Log Kehte Hein Ishq To Ek Beemari Hai.
To Phr Medical Store Se Iski Dawa Kyun Nahi Milti.

Pooch na unki Judai k lamhe
Hum ne kyse bitaaye,
Pani me Surf Excel mila k
Straw se bulbulay banaaye
0 o o 0 o O 0

Wo mera dil jalaye tu
uski aisi ki tesi,

Wo ksi aur ki ho jaye tu
uski aisi ki tesi,

Ek tamana hai faqt mere
sath hi bike pr bethy

Wo kisi car k sapne sajae tu
uski aisi ki tesi,

Dil se kabhi mujhe yad kiya karo,
Itna gair na samjho call nahi to atleast,
misscall to kar liya karo