Sushila Banswal Wishes Collection - Page 2

Koi agar tumhe Gadha, Ullu, Bevkuf, Bandar.....
Kahe to tumhe kya karna chahiye?
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Arrey so simple!
Thank u kaho use, Itne manners to hai na tum me!

Whn U have no good quote, msg, joke.... 2 send 2 ur friends, what u will do?
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Arrey to sirf GM bolo, Kab tak pakaoge becharoko?

Whn U have no good quote, msg, joke.... 2 send 2 ur friends, what u will do?
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Arrey to mat bhejo na msg, koi jabardasti karata hai kya tum par!

Whn U have no good quote, msg, joke.... 2 send 2 ur friends, what u will do?
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Arrey to tension kyo lete ho char do galiya bhej do tarif me!

Insan k pav
Gahde k pav
Kutte k pav
Billi k pav
Chitti k pav
Hathi k pav
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Arrey chahe jiske pav Chhu lo tum, lekin
MSG karne ki akal nahi aanewali Tumame

Main us mahan Jiv ki khoj me hu jisne kaha hai ke is duniya ame impossible kuch bhi nahi>
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Areey Tumse Msg karvake Dikyaye to manu!

U r so cute,
So sweet,
So nice,
So loving
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Ab niche kya certificate dhund rahe ho?
Mujhe Jhoot bolne ki aadat hai ye to pata hai hi na tumhe!

Aalu Matur
Palak Paneer
Baingan Masala
Matur Pulav
Daal Makhani
Kadhai Paneer
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Ye VEG SMS hai
Tumhe kya laga main mere favourite food ki list bata rahi hu!

Good News 4 U!

Scientist logo ne 1 aisa cell banaya hai jisme sirf Inbox, Phone receiving ki facility hi available hai.

Move fast 2 Pick up ur own!

10th, 12th k students k liye Guidance Seminar hai.
U r requested to guide them on How to control oneself frm sending msg & calling.
Pls guide them.

Whn U r free? I hav some student who want to know more abut BLACK HOLE & BERMUDA TRIANGE, Ab tumhare mobile se badhkar koi sample hai kya unhe samjhane!
Kuch bhi bahar aane k chance hi nahi!

Yarr Ek baat batao
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1+1=
2+2=
4+4=
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In sab sawalo ka jawab plus k bajay - karne par 0 kyo aata hai?

Ek Photo ho jaye
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Areey Aakhe band Kyo kar li
Chalo Ek bar fir se

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Wa ye hui na baat!
Nice photo!

One snake to other
1st- Arrey yar lagta hai mera jahar kam nahi kar raha.
2nd- Kaise?
1st- Abhi abhi maine khud ko kata hai lekin kuch nahi hua

Nind nahi aati?
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I have a best solution!
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Padhai ki kitabe khol ke baito turant nind aa jayegi!

2 ullu ped par ulte tange the
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acchanak unme se 1 sidha khada ho jata hai
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1st ullu - kya hua?
2nd ullu - kuch nahi chakkar aa gaye