vivek sarakte Wishes Collection - Page 4

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Children: You spend the first 2 years teaching them to walk and talk. Then the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Nazar Ko Pehchan Le Wo Nazar Chahiye,
Dil Mein Jo Utar Jaye Wo Asar Chahiye,
Pyaar Ki Rah Mein Jo Kaam Aaye Kabhi,
Mujhe Mere Khuda Wo Sabar Chahiye.

Aapse Judai Hogi Ye Socha Na Tha,
Dil Lagane Ki Saza Aise Doge Ye Socha Na Tha,
Hum To Aapki Wafa Pe Zinda The,
Aap Bewafa Nikloge Ye Socha Na Tha.

In an African Safari, a LION
suddenly bounced on Banta’s wife.
Wife- Shoot him! Shoot him!
Banta- Yes yes wait… I’m
changing d battery of
my camera..

Kuch Raaz Hai Jo Bataye Nahi Jaate,
Kuch Aansu Hai Jo Giraye Nahi Jaate,
Hum Wo Badnaseeb Hai Jo, Aapko Kabhi Yaad Nahi Aate,
Aap Wo Khush Naseeb Hai Jo, Humse Bhulaye Nahi Jaate.

Jab Aapki Yaad Se Gaafil Ho Jayenge,
Dekh Lena Zameen Odh Ke So Jayenge,
Kuch Bhi Ho Rohi Ne Chaha Hai Aapko Dil Se,
Aapse Bichde To Hum Sehra Mein Kho Jayenge.

Dil Se Gujar Gaya Wo Ek Hadse Ki Tarah,
Toot Ke Bikhra Sapna Mera Aaine Ki Tarah,
Main Uske Intzaar Main Dil Bichhaye Baitha Hoon,
Aur Log Bhi Rond Rahe Hain Dil Ko Raste Ki Tarah.

Ye Zindagi Bin Tere Bhi Kat Jayegi,
Par Kuch Kami To Jarur Reh Jayegi,
Kal Ko Tadpayegi To Kabhi Tarsayegi,
Har Lamha Jab Teri Yaad Aayegi.

In Behte Hue Aansuon Se Aqidat Hai Mujhe Bhi,
Unki Tarha Hi Khud Se Shikayat Hai Mujhe Bhi,
Wo Agar Nazuk Hain To Main Bhi Pathar Nahi,
Tanhai Mein Rone Ki Aadat Hai Mujhe Bhi.

Nazaron Se Ager Dur Hai To Kiya Hua,
Dharkan Ki Tarah Dil Ke Mere Pass Bahot Hai,
Woo Raat Ki Tareki Mein Karta Hai Mujh Se Baat,
Uss Ko Meri Tanhai Ka Ehsas Bahot Hai.

Dil Ko Mila Sukun Koi Hamein Yaad To Karta Hai,
Yaad Na Sahi Fariyaad To Karta Hai,
Aankhon Ne Dundh Liya Hai Aisa Dost,
Jo Baat Na Sahi SMS To Karta Hai.

Pariyon Si Sundar Hai Mahboob Meri,
Pakar Use Khud Par Naaz Karta Hun,
Har Janam Mein Bas Usi Ka Banana Hai,
Ye Elaan Aaj Sare Aam Karta Hun.