Diljale*GR* Wishes Collection - Page 13

Kde teddy day ,,,,,
kde chocolate day
kde rose day ,,,,,
kde propose day......
Oye angrejo
koi "single day" v bna dao____
saade vrgeya lyi....

Baba Ramdev: Swiss Bank se
Black Money INDIA le aao.
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Rajnikanth-Khabardar,Koi Mere
GULLAK ko hath nahi
lagayega!..

Dard Dene Se Mohhbatt Badhti He
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Ye Keh Kar Wo Meri Ungli Darwaze Me Fasa Gayi.
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" Aaaeeii

Nice lines -
Insan kehta hai Khushi aaye to main Muskurau.
aur...
Khushi kehti hai tu Muskuraye to me aau...
Keep Smile....
GoodMorning*

kitni kastiyan dubi hai samandar me
mene kaha tha kinaro per hi rehna

kitni barbadiyan hui hai is ishq me
mene kaha tha dil ko apne pass hi rekhna

Umr bhar mujhe andhere
mein rehne de...AE KHUDA..
Agar wo saath nehi, mera
saaya bhi mujhe pasand
nehi...

Ajeeb Kash-M-Kash Mein Hoon, Ke Jaan Kis Ko Duun 'Ghalib',
Wo Bhi Aa Chuke Hain, Aur Aa Gayi Hai Maut Bhi......

Khushiya to kab ki Rooth
gayi hai humse..
Ae kaash ki Ghamo ko bhi
kisi ki Nazar lag jaye..

Bahot Socha, Bahot Samjha, Bahot Hi Der Tak Parkha..
Ke Tanha Ghoot Ke Jee Lena, Mohabbat Se To Behtar Hai..

Story of the day Ek ladka raste se ja raha tha.Usse ek chirag mila.Uss ne usse ghisa.Tho ek zordaar dhamaka hoa.moral of the story:Aladin ka zamana gaya,beta, ye bomb ka zamana hai-Mumbai Police

wo bewfa nahi to aur kya jisase pyaar ka natak kar k hume tanha chhod diya,,,,

hum to bewfai karate-karate thak gaye aur us bewfa ne kisi aur se rista jod diya,,,,

Kar Diya Qurban Khud Ko Wafa Ke Naam Par

Chor Gaye Wo Hum Ko Majburiyon Ke Naam Par

After Valentine's Day
15th Feb:-Slap Day (dhisooooom)
16th Feb:-Gift wapas Day
17th Feb:-Ladai Day
18th Feb:-Manane ki koshish Day
19th Feb:-Break-up Day
20th Feb:-Dusri Dhundho Day

Teri meri dosti ka afsana bhi hai
Is me pyar ka khazana bhi hai
Isliye chahte hain aapse Teddy Bear mangna
Or aaj to mangne ka bahana bhi hai
Happy Teddy Bear Day

Har pal kisi ke aane ki ummeed toh rehti thi,
Ae Khuda mujhe phir se wahi tanhai de,
Na de chahe koi khushi bas itna karam kar,
Mera gum mere chehre pe na dikhayi de.

Socha nahi accha bura, dekha suna kuch bhi nahi.
Manga khuda se raat din, tere siwa kuch bhi nahi.

RAM JI KE LANKA JEETNE K BAAD

SHURPNAKHA : Mera KYA Hoga?

RAMJI : Kalyug me Ayodhya pe raaj karogi, MAYAWATI Naam Hoga, par VIVAH phir bhi nahi hoga

Mujhay Neend Ki Ijazat Bhi UsKi Yaadoon Sy Leni Padti Hai . . .

Jo Khud Araam Sy Sota Hai ,Mujhay Karwaton Mein Chorr Kar...;)

?Ram* kisi ko mare nahi ...

kyonki sabke dataa *Ram* ...

hum sab yuhi mar jayenge ...

kar kr k khote kaaaaaam...jai ho...

Maatam pasra hai sahar me...

aur bheed bhraa hai shamshaan...

koi puche to keh denaa .......

ho raha "Bharat Nirmaan" !!!

Meri tabahiyon main tera haath hai magar
main sab say keh raha hoon muqadar ki baat hai... !!

Kisi Ke Liye Marna To Asaan Hota Hai

Par Kisi Ki Yaadon Ke Sahare Jeena Bahot Mushkil Hota Hai

To
The S.M.S,
Police station

Dear Sir,
My FRIEND is not sending SMS,I kindly request u to take action immediatly &encounter his DABBA mobile.

7 Prayers
ForU* 1st For Your Health
* 2nd For Your Wealth
* 3rd For Your Success
* 4th For Your Happines
* 5th For Your Knowledge
* 6th For Your Long Life
&
* 7th For Your Good Luck May GOD BLESS U

Dharkan ruk gai meri to,,,
ye Sunn kar
FARAZ

JaB Light gai aur kaam wali Maasi Ne kaha

"what the hell is this";-)
U Dont have generator...??

Khamosh mohabbat ka ehsaas hai woh
Meri khuwaish mere jazbaat hai woh
Aksar ye khayal kyun aata hai dil mein
Meri pehli mohabbat aur aakhri talash hai woh

Unki Yaaden, Lambi Ratain, Nakaam Mohabt, Aur Tanhai,
february Tu To January Se Bhii Qatil Nikla

Mein To Hansta Hun Sirf Tum Ko Hasane Ki Khatir

Warna Dil Pe Zakham To Itne Hein Ke Roya Bhi Nahi
Jata

Mout To Muft Me Badnaam Hai Sahab*

Jaan To Jindagi Leti Hai..........

Muhabbat Nahi Hai Naam Sirf Paa Lene Ka

Bichar Ke Bhi Aksar Dharakte Hai Saath Saath

VAISE BHI...

Mout To Muft Me Badnaam Hai Sahab*

Jaan To Jindagi Leti Hai..........