8003511191 Wishes Collection - Page 29

Mum.Studnt:Exam thik tha
UP st:Exam badhiya tha
Delhi st:Exam ko mar goli,bagalwali ladki pat gayi..

What is common between Zindagi ka Safar & women?









Koi samjha nahi koi jana nahi.

Santa:Roz mere sapne me 1 ladki scooter le k ati he,aaj nehi ayi.
Banta:Scoter Punchar ho gaya hoga

Tumhari Yaad Me hum
Is Kadar Rote He





ki







Padosi Hamare AAnsuon
Se Bartan Dhote Hai....

Bnta:Tumhare biwi ne tumhe naya kon sa kaam sikhaya he?

Snta:Bartan Manjne ka,Dinbhar yhe krta hu.

Dukaandar:Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye Khub Chalega


SANTA:Mujhe Chalnewala Nahi Likhnewala PEN chahiye.

Agar 25 rupaya me PAAV BHAJI milta hai to 100 rupaya me kya milega..


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Santa- Poori BHAJI..

Judge: Tumse is Baar koi Narmi Nahi Barti jayegi, Chor: kuch to Reham karo mai Apka Pakka Grahak hu.

Sign Board Outside A Repair Shop
"We Can Repair Anything
Plz Knock Hard On The Door
The Bell Doesn't Work

Semi English Shayri
The Janaza of Mehbub nikla 4m d Gali of Mehbuba wid Lots of
Zor-Shor
Mehbuba jhaki 4m d Door & boli
"Gaya Hramkhor"

Dr.ne Santa se kha
"pani ko boil kr k pya kro"

Santa ne Dr. ko bahut mara ur bola
"Bewakuf etni garmi mai kehta hai k boil pani piyo".

5 Reasons Why 'YOU' are my Friend:



1.



2.




3.




4.




5.



No Reason.

Bas meri mat maari gai c.

Santa waitin at bus stop 1 gentelman came there by 2wheler n askea 'u want lift' Santa:'No thanks my house is in ground floor'

"Raat Guzri, "Mehkti Subah Aayi,
"Chaand Gaya Suraj Ki Roshni Aayi,
"Nind Udi Subah Ki Taazgi Aayi,
"Aur Humne Aankhe Kholi, "Aapki Yaad Aay

"Satisfied Soul is Better than Successful Body..
because
Our Success is measured by others,
But
Our Satisfaction is measured by Our own Heart !
Have a nice day

Koi pal aisa nahi jisme apki yad na aaye,
koi din aisa nahi jisme hum apko na bulayen,
wo hmara sabse accha din hoga,
jisme ap humse m ilne ko aaye.

Sun makes mon shine
Curent makes bulbs shine
Wax makes candles shine
But,im realy confusd
Wat makes ur teeth shine?
'Harpic'or'domex'?

Yu to mohabbat ki haqiqat se hum khoob waqif the Doston....!!! Par pata nahi kyu unko dekha to <3 !!!! Zara sa shouk hua zindagi barbaad karne ka...

Arjz kiya hai,
"unka chehara dekh ke,
beet gaye hai kayi arse..
Aur ek wo hai jo roj,
mask pahanti hai


swine flu ke darse"

Santa drives into one way and crosses 'No Entry' board Police: Oye 'No Entry' ka board nehi dekha ? Santa: Mujhe laga ki film ka poster hai

Santa to Shopkeeper: Tumne Mere Naukar Se Badtamizi Ki.
Shopkeeper: Sorry Sir, Ab Se Aapka Kutta Bhi Aayega To Hum Samjhenge Ki Aap Aaye Hai

Santa:Ye Kela Kitne Ka Hai?
Man:1 rs
Santa:60ps Me Dega?
Man:60ps Me Sirf Chhilka Dunga.
Santa:Le 40ps,Sirf Kela DE

Man-Hamare America mein War ho Gya H
Snta-Hmare India me to roz hi war hota H
Man-wo kaise?
Snta-
SomWar
MangalWar
BudhWar....

Snta Riksha Lekr Road pr Khada Tha
1 Admi Ne Puncha:Bhai Bus Stend Chaloge
Snta:Me to chala jaaungalekin mere Rickshy ka kon khyal Rakhega

Ek kana kisi Ladki ko Propose kare to konsa geet gayega?


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1 najar se b Pyar hota hai, maine suna hai

Shadi Me khane K 2 Rule



PEHLI bar is tarah khao
ki dusri bar
milega nhi



DUSRI bar is tarah khao
ki pehli bar khaya hi nhi

agr koi
Aapki tarif kare,
Aapko smart kahe,
To 1 THAPPAD marna
Uski himmat kaise huyi
aapko APRILFOOL banane ki vo Bhi September Me...

Boss:mere liye 1 aisa mirror lao jisme mera face achha se dikhai de Santa:Boss Nehi mila me sab dukan gay par sab me mera hi face dikhai dia

Snta: Dr sab hmara bacha ne chabi kha liya h
Dr:Kb?
Snta: 3 mah phle
Dr;Tum 3 mah se kya kr rhe the
Snta:Duplicate chabi use Kar Rha tha

devi ke kadam aapke ghar me aayen,
aap khushali se nahayen,
pareshaniya aapse aankhen churayen,
NAVRATRI ki aapko shubh kamnayen
JAI MATA DI