Cassandra Isabel Anc Wishes Collection - Page 13

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world,
and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

An Elephant meets an Ant

Ant : Haathi tumhari umar kitni hai?
Elephant: Paanch Saal

Ant : Paanch Saal aur itnay bade
Elephant: I AM A COMPLAN BOY !!

Cute Bunny:
()...()
( ' - ' )
(")(")

()...() 'Look at
( ' - ' ) my...
(")(")

()...()
( ' - ' ) ...cunt'
(")v(")

Hearts could only luv for a while, feet cud only walk for a mile, clothes won't forever be in style but having u as my friend is forever worthwhile.

One ( ' ""()
good ((")' )
nite ( / "(,,)
Kiss for you....
* * ( ' ""() Bye
* ("( 'o', ) bye
* (")(")(,,) * *
Sweet Dreams !

hajoro pariyan aisi jis per sab ka dam nikle.
jis per mera dam nikle wo ghar se hi kam nikle.....

Is new year mai, Lumha Bher ki jo rafakat mil jae muj ko,
Mai apne Subah sham tere naam ker dun,
Ager tu mil jae Buz-me-History mai,
Mai apni zindgi ki haseen shaam tere naam ker dun.
Happy New Year

Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Friedship is just like wine.. as it gets older it gets sweter.. just like you and me.. you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter.

Teacher: Pappu, describe digestive system of a human being.
Pappu: Very simple, it starts with right hand & ends with left hand.

Thought of the day:
Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi katthi hai

Betab tamnnaon ke ksasak rahne do,
Manjil ko pane ki lalak rahne do,
Aap bhale raho najron se dur,
Par meri band aankhon me appki ek zhalak rahne do

Mujh ko naya zamana hairat main dalta hai ,
Jis ka gala dabaoon woh aankhain nikalta hai

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!

4getn u is hard 2 do, 4gtn me is up2 u, 4gt me not, 4gt me neva, but don’t 4get, we’re gr8 2gether.

Rang udaye Pichkari rang se rang jaye duniya sari holi ke rang
aapke jeevan ko rang de ye shubha kaana hai hamari.
HAPPY HOLI

Medicines and friendships cure our problems. The only difference is that friendships don't have an expiry date.

Ik var ek amli radio theek karwan gaya,Mechanic ne dekhke keha k eh ta theek hai per mausam khrab hai,is krke ni chalda.
Amli:aa chak 100 rupe mausam nava pa..

ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi, jisme se sab parfum ki tarah ud jata tha. par ap ke ane se sab kuch ruk gya. bhgwan kre ap jaisa dhakkan sbko mile.....

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LOKAN NU Kuch
MARZI bhejdo padhan ta injh lag jande ne jive luv letter hove.

Johny johny
Yes papa ......

peg laya .....
no papa ......

telling lie ......
No papa.....

Open ur mouth ........
BURAaaaaa....

Peggy Babcock.

When i was walking alone, I wished that i can reach da end of da road.. But when u r walking with me, I wish the road never ends..


Friend's forever..

Jrøøri ñåhì "DØSTØ" mè bååt hötì råhé,
Jrøøri ñåhì "DØSTØ"
Kì mülåkåt hötì råhé,Jrøøri håì bås ìtñå,
"DØST"Jåhå bhi råhè Usè"HMÅRì" yååd ååtì
Rahe.

WARNING
when someone tells u ''i love u from the bottom of my heart'' be careful coz it means there is enough place at the top for someone else

One day Monday went to Tuesday to see Wednesday n ask Thursday whether Friday has told saturday that "Sunday" is NEW YEAR.. HAPPY NEW YEAR.

I don''t care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!

Apni yadon main hum tumhe basana chahte hain,apne pas tumhe hum bulana chahte hain,thak gye hum tumhe yaad karte karte,ab hum tumhe yaad aana chahte hain.

You know, I ain''t this tall. I''m just sitting on my wallet.

May you be blessed with happiness and well being to last through the year. Happy Diwali!