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Umar guzri hai magar yeh nahi maloom hua,
Uss ko meri hai ke mujh ko zaroorat uski,
Itni shiddat se toh main ne bhi nahi chaha tha,
Mujh se dekhi nahi jati mohabbat us ki…
Mahobbat karle, karle
Jawani bar bar nahi aati,
Pyaar ek hi bar hota hai,
Kyuki badi bimaari bar bar nahi aati.
Customer 2 shopkeeper: Iss mirror ki kya guarantee hai?
Shopkeeper: Aap iss ko 100 floor se nechay girao, mirror 99 floor tak nahi toote ga.
Customer: Wah bahut badhiya, pack kar do!
Hum chaat par chade patang udane ke bahane,
Wo bhi chaat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,
Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye hasi najara,
Jhadu le aayi wo bandhar bhagane ke bahane.
Dedicated To PAKKE FRNDZ :
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Tum kisi aur ke liye honge jaanu, sweet heart, darling, ya baby, babu.
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Mere liye to tum Kutte the, Kamine ho aur Haramkhor hi rahoge..!! ;)
Universal msg from students to Teachers -
when we say "We miss school"
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we mean our friends, not studies...
Funny But True :
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Boy did mistake,
Girl shouted at him,
Boy said ‘Sorry’
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Girl did mistake,
Boy shouted at her,
Girl started crying,
Boy said ”Sorry"..!!
Ladki ka dil
Pani ki tarah hota he... aur
Ladke ka Dil Mobile ki tarah hota he...
chahe mobile pani me gire ya pani mobile pe, barbad to Mobile hi hota he
Kaash Facebook pe “Add as a girlfriend” ka option hota
Saala propose karne ka panga hi khatam Accept kar liya to maan gayi nahi to
facebook pe kaun si ladkiyo ki kami hai…
Praneeth to Girl: Tumhari Qameez Phati hui hai.
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Girl: Nahi ye Fashion Hai.
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Praneeth:
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Acha Khud Pharro to Fashion, Hum pharrey to Police Station
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Main ijhar mohabat kar ke thak gaya,
Tab pat chala sali yeh toh behri hai.
Muje jala dena, ya dafna dena,
Marte waqt ek ghoont beer pila dena,
Main tajmahal nahi mangta yaro,
Bas meri qabar pe ek girls hostel bana dena.
Yeh dil hai na koi khilona hai,
Rehti hai sirf tasvir yaar ki,
Na koi aur reh paya hai isme,
Pyaar se bhara iska kona kona hai.
Mohbbat ek ehsaason ki pawan si kahani hai,
Kabhi kabira deewana tha, kabhi meera deewani hai,
Yahan sab log kehte hai meri aankhon mein aasoon hai,
Jo tu samjhe toh moti hai, jo na samjhe toh paani hai.
The shortest relationship in life is
between students and books…
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They hook-up only a day before the exam and break-up right after the exam!!? ? ?
Tujh Ko Maloom Bhi Hay Kitna
“Talab Gaar” Hoon” Tera~*~
Nayaß
~Pooch Un “Farishton” Se Jo Roz Likhtey Hain
“Dua”Meri”or “Naam
“tera”
Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..
1)Please don’t Disturb I Want to Study!
2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library!
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D Best 1 is:
3)Sir,I Have a Question!!!! :-)
This lovely morning,
Even though the sun is out shining,
Now that you opened your gorgeous eyes,
The whole place has brightened up,
Woh taaza thanda paani…
Woh khushbudar saabun…
Bathroom shampoo ki bottle se saja hua…
Arre yaar…
Tum kya jano…
Ki…
Roz nahane mein kya mazaa hai.
A smile
to start
a day.
A Prayer
to bless
your way
A cheer
to say…
Have
a very
nice day:-*
*G(‘,’)(‘,’)D MORNING*
Aap ka –_.
Muskurana roz ho,
kbhi chehra kanwal to kbhi ROSE ho,
100 pal khushi to 1000 pal Mouj ho,
bas aisa hi apka din har roz ho
=(Ameen)=
GOOD MORNING!
~ Open U’r M¡nd,
Rece¡ve My W¡sh
Open U’r Heart,
Rece¡ve My Love
Open Your Eye,
Rece¡ve My Sm¡le
Open U’r Mob¡le,
Rece¡ve My Speca¡l
SMS
“GOOD MoRniNg”
In french : “Bonjour”.
In spanish : “Tequiro”.
In italian : “Teamo”.
In yugoslav : “Volimte”.
In english : “Good Morning”.
In bengali : “Suprabhat”.
Have a “Good Day”.
Friendship is the light of life,
So when I ask god for a gift,
Always I’m glad when he sends no gold or bronze,
But the true love of a friend.
If U cannot get someone off ur mind,
It is maybe because he/she is supposed to be there.
Remember, the mind can recognize what the heart is trying to deny.
Good Morning!