Jyoti Sharma Wishes Collection - Page 9

What is invisable and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.

this man went to a whore house. he had no arms and no legs. When the madam answered the door she asked what he wanted. He said that he wanted a woman. She replyed you have no arms and no legs what can you do? With that he replyed I rang the door bell didn''t I?

Why did the jazz musician like the wooden board?
Because it had a nice groove in it!

Yo mama''s so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn''t get a menu, she gets an estimate.

If you open your heart, love opens your mind....

"The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost."

You can''t "just be friends" with the person you''re in love with...it''s not that easy

He was a tall, dark haired, blue eyed stranger
He walked into my life and they said there may be danger
He had a walk I will always remember
He wore a black hat, and I knew he was forever
He would come into the night and take away my anger
He would leave with the sun and know I will never let his memory linger.

A man is not where he lives, but where he loves.

When first we fall in love, we feel that we know all there is to know about life.

Pray to Allah Almighty,
And show some faith n dignity,
Quran be at your side,
Islam giving you a pride,
Sunnah be a light for you,
That will glow and let you do,
All the acts to make you feel,
Nothing but this land is real.

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True friendship is a heavenly gift. It is a precious and rare
relationship. But it is also a very sensitive relationship.Take
care of it.Dont take it so easy.

Loving u cud take my life,
but when i look at ur face,
i know ur worth that sacrifice

even since you left every thing is going wrong plz come back soon i am waiting for ever and ever

Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.

It is illegal to milk another person''s cow.

A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don''t serve food here".

The senior civil servant went to the doctor and complained of being unable to sleep.
Doctor: ''Oh! Don''t you sleep at night?''
Civil servant: ''Yes, I sleep very well at night. And I sleep quite soundly most of the mornings, too - but I find it''s very difficult to sleep in the afternoons as well.''

humne tumhare pyar ko khel nahin samjha
varna humne jo khel khele hain
to haare nahin hai.

sometimes when i
reflect back on all the
ciggarettes i smoked, i
feel ashamed. Then i
look into the ciggarette
and think abouth the workers
in the ciggarette factory
and all of their hopes and
dreams. if i dont smoke this
ciggarette, they might be out of
work and their dreams would be
shattered, Then i say to myself,
its better that i smoke this
ciggarette and let their dreams
come true then be selfish and
worry about my LUNGS...
Think abt it...

A man said 2 his doctor ''everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection'' the doctor said ''That''s because u look like a cunt!

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still awake?
Time to sleep, GOOD NITE+SLEEP TIGHT+SWEET DREAMZ!!!

Hope The New Year brings a lot of good cheer for you,
May all Your Dreams Will be True,
Hope the year also bring Gigabyte of Fun,
Happy New Near and good luck with your Resolution..

Jub kabi bin mange app per khushion ki bersaat ho,
jub kabi app ka dil anjaani khushi se betaab ho,
to samaj lena koi aap ko duaon main yaad ker raha hai.
Happy Eid Day

be careful in selection of words bcz words spoken are like an
arrow shooted from a bow ur harsh words may bring scratches on
the cd of heart!

Minutes r small,Hrs are less,Days are short,
Months are few,Years r not enough to be with you,
i can take 10 more Briths if I get a cool friend like you

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man''s character, give him power.

Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable; the principles of it are troublesome.

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.