Nitin Dhiman Wishes Collection - Page 12

lamha lamha jod kar zindagi banai, zindagi me aapki dosti se mehak aai, dosti ke naam kar diye kuch lamhe,baki lamho me aapki yaad aai.....

Baharo me Kaante bhi mahak jate hai, Savan me Marusthal bhi Chahak jate hai, kyo is nirdosh javani par jhallati ho, Is Umar me sabhi bahak jate hai...

Dil Lagane Se Pehle Iski Sazaa Jaan Lo Yaaron, Bhari Mehfil Mein Ye Dil Tod Diya Jata Hai, Dard Ban Jaati Hai Phir Yaad Us Hassena Ki, Jiski Chahat Mein Ye Dil Deewana Hota Hai.

SANTA & BANTA WERE HANGING ON TREE, SUDDENLY SANTA FELL. BANTA ASKED: KU BE THAK GAYA? SANTA ANSWERED: NAHIN PAK GAYA.

Luv and Kuch are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well. Why??? Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!! Now , Kuch also jumps inside. Why?? Because Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!

What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE? Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai...... Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO'' ho jati hai

Tum chandar mukhi main sooraj mukhi..Main tum say dukhi tum mujh say dukhi..Tum chut per jao aur chalang lagao...Phir main bhe sukhi aur tum bhe sukhi..!

A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked young Johnny, he said, "My father''s dead, Miss." "Oh, I am sorry, Johnny. In that case, what did he do before he died?" "He went blue and collapsed."

Love the heart that hurts u but never hurt the heart that loves u; bcoz 4 the world u might be some1 but 4 some1 u r the world

Mohobbat mein aisa makam bhi aye ga kabhi socha na tha woh mujh ko chaha ker bhi mera na ho paye ga...Kitnay khush naseeb hay woh log jinhay bina mangay sab kuch mil jata hay...Na jane konsi khushi hum se door hojaye isi liye choti choti baaton per khush ho lete hay..Per ab tou woh khushi bhi na rahi jin ko dekh ker hum khush howa kerte thay afsos un ki tou manzil hi kuch or hay...

HEART MUST HAV A DESIRE, EYES MUST HAVE A DREAM, LIPS MUST HAV A SONG, SWEETS MUST HAVE CREAM, IF THERE R NIGHTMARES, I MUST HAVE U IN MY DREAM !

Everyone hears what you say. I listen to what you say. Best Lover listen to what you don''t say.

Sweet heart! If a MAGIC HUG could say how much I love you, I would hold you in my arms forever. I LOVE YOU

i never regret d chance i gave myself 2 kwn you. Coz now u''re a part of me dat i''l chersh til d end. im happy having knwn you, hope you fell d same way 2,

even if £oVe is full of thorns, embrace it. For in between those thorns there is a rose that''s worth all the pain.

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can''t live long enough to make them all yourself.gd mrng

Life is like a tennis match...If you want to win, you have to serve well & Remember ...the match starts with "LOVE ALL". Take care.

I asked a tear while it rolled down my cheek. Why do u appear when I am in a crowd, can’t come when I am alone? It said, “I find u all alone in the crowd.”

Keep me as a friend and I will keep you in my heart and lock it up. I''ll throw away the key so that no one can take you away from me.

Mountains can fly, Rivers can dry, you can forget me, but how can I.

Friends are special treasures of heart. They make you feel loved, needed and secured. It’s often not said but felt.

Gurur rum aa, Gurur Whisky, Gurur Vodka Gin eshwara; Gurur sakshat Peg brahma, Tasme shri Beer a namah! Bhagwan aapko sada TUNN rakhe

Why do valentines have hearts on them?
Because spleens would look pretty gross!

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
She didn't suit his taste!

Ahale-Dil, ahale-Dard, ahale-Karam
kum ho jaye Sitam, kuchh to kijiye Raham

"Mere Haath mein Tera Haath ho,



Tere hath me Bajuwale ka hath ho Aur Usk Hath me Mera Hath ho. Tino milke Ringa-a-Ringa roses khelenge..

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Glory to God in highest heaven,
Who unto man His Son hath given;
While angels sing with tender mirth,
A glad new year to all the earth.

"Hoping that this new year leads you towards path of new found glories"

DEFINE
IMPOTENCE...


It is nature's way OF saying...


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()) feelings!