Nirati Wishes Collection - Page 15

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I JUST WIPED MY ASS ON YOUR SCREEN!

Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?

Vo sochte honge usko aksar,
jo hamein unke salaam de jaati hai,
vo kya jaane unhein choone waali hawa bhi,
hamein unke saare paigaam de jaai hai!

Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar
parvat se milne ka intzaar karte hain,
Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum
aapka intzaar karte hain

Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe ne?
Boy: Goal karan lai.
Santa: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol karangey.

Khudi Ko kar Buland Itna ,
Ki Wo Mount Everest Par Ja Baithe
Khuda Bhi Fir Poochega Ki Beta
Chad To Gaye Ho Ab Utre Ge Kaise

Santa - kal test ton pata laga ki meri body vich bilkul iron nahi hai .
Banta - kidan da test
santa - mein chumbak laga k dekhi c saali chimarhi hi nahi.

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a little BiRD Sent
to Wish U a Nice
Morning & a Great Day!

Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir-
darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar!

Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

"If you want happiness for a lifetime, help someone else." (Chinese Proverb)

What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!

They both, though, have thirty-three thick thimbles to thaw.

Just think, that sphinx has a sphincter that stinks!

The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

Train me 1 machhar 1 chinese ke sar pe baitha, wo usko pakad k kha gaya!

Phir 1 machar baniye pe baitha, usne pakad ke chinese se pucha:

Khareedoge?

Wen u fall n need 2 b carried, CALL ME....! Wen U r hurt n need a shoulder 2 cry, CALL ME....! 1day wen U call n I don''t answer, Come fast may b I need U.....

U r
so sweet
as gin.

As
hard
as rum.
As
warm
as brandy.

As
clear
as vodka.

As
matured
as whiskey.

As
refreshing
as beer.

U r
a mini bar
of friendship.

Humein unki ebadat se fursat nahi milti ,log na jane kisko khuda kehte hain ,dil mein rakha hai unko ,log na jane kyon juda kehte hain...!!

Zeher vekh ke pita ta ki pita, ishq soch ke kita te ki kita,dil de ke je dil len di umeed rakhi, eho jeha pyar kita te ki kita! ! !

"Raat din tujhe yaad karenge,teri har baaton par aitbaar karenge,tujhe sms karne koto nahi kehenge,par phir bhi tere sms ka intazar karenge"

A good friend is one who tells you to study well, and a best friend is one who sits outside the exam hall and says "Abbe oye aur kitna likhega baahar aaja..."

Night has gone
and the moon
too....
Sun has arrived with the sky blue....
Open ur beautiful
eyes, there is a
sms for u....
GOOD MORNING

Friendship isn''t howu listen but how u understand , not how u forget but how u forgiv,not how u c but how u feel,not how u let go bt how u HOLD ON.

Suna hi ki... aap ki 1 smile par log marthe hain. So keep smiling 2 reduce population . Gud evening..

Jab tum hanstey ho to lagta hai ki insaan pehle bandar tha!
Dekho gussa mat karo kyonki jab tum gussa karte ho to lagta hai ki insaan aaj bhi bandar hai.