Shinde Wishes Collection - Page 18

You''re about as subtle as a gynecologist wearing a gas mask and a hair net.

A rose by any other name still has thorns.

I see you''ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

Brains aren''t everything. In fact in your case they''re nothing

Yes, you''re right. Let''s go and pull some girls.

Dear friend! Do you take me 2 b your lawful text mate.2 have & 2 hold.4 dirty quotes or saucy jokes.in text messaging & in poor signal.til low battery do us part?

Yo'' mama so dumb she got locked inside Matress World and slept on the floor.

Yo mama''s so damn fat that when she was kidnapped her face covered every side of the milk carton!

Yo brother''s mouth so damn enormous, he speaks in Dolby surround sound!

If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I''d still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!

Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . .

Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!

2 cows in a field. 1 cow says 'Hv U hrd about ths mad cow disease?'


T oTr thinks & replies 'Yep but it doesn't affect us rabbits.'

Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.

When darkness moves in on me, it is the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.

Happiness is a disaster. You get lazy. When you do not pay attention, you might start loving life.

Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !

Q: Why did the Santa Singh try and steal a police car?
A: On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.

Q : Why are blonde jokes so short?
A : So men can remember them.

The frightened tourist: "Are there any bats in this?"
The guide: "There were, but don't worry, the snakes ate all of them."

Umeed aisi ho jo jeene ko majboor kare,
Raah aisi ho jo chalne ko majboor kare,
Mahak kam na ho kabhi apni dosti ki,
Yaari aisi ho jo milne ko majboor kare

My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...

If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

What u call dog with no legs? Don't matter wot u call him, he ain't gonna come.