Charan Wishes Collection - Page 18

You get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing you luck, beating around the bush, and dodging the issue.

Your face looks like you''ve been using it as a doorstop

Yo Mamma so damn ugly she makes Anne Ramsey look like J Lo.

Yo mama''s so fat, she gobbles down Cookies as if they were tic-tacs

The most important things in my world are to get food, drink and to love you.

For the world you are somebody, but for somebody, you are the world! Lots of love, Somebody.

Q : Why does Clinton wish he was like Ted Kennedy?
A : Cause Kennedy has an ex-wife and a dead girlfriend

Love is friendship set on fire.

I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.

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SHAKIN DAT ASS!!

Ekk khwab,

Ekk kheyal,

Ekk hakikat ho tum,

Dosti me padne

wali har jarurat

ho tum,

jisko roj Ekk sms

karne ko dil kare,

Arre yaar ajib musibat ho tum....