Shiba Wishes Collection - Page 10

When I want to teach the coulors, I just ask my students to pretend the phone is ringing and they will answer:
Phone rings: "Green, green!"
They answer: "Yellow?"
They ask: "White?"
They hang up: "Pink!"
While teaching this use your hands pretending you are holding the phone.

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn''t even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

When my mother-in-law went to the doctor and complained that her nose runs and her feet smell, he said: ''I''m not surprised. You were made upside down.''

Love is the whole and more than all.

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

Suraj ki kirne, taaron ki bahaar.
Chand ki chandni, apno ka pyaar.
Har ghadi ho khushaal.
ussi tarhan Mubarak ho aapko Eid ka yeh tyohaar!
"EID MUBARAK"

You are someone who deserves the best. So in this sms today is
wished that your EID will be the best in every way. May all the
beauty, contentment and cheer of EID be yours, And may it bring
wonderful times to brighten your world.
EID MUBARAK

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts.

It''s the ones you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that really matter.

You can make more friends in two months by becoming really interested in other people, than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.

One can''t complain. I have my friends. Why, someone spoke to me only yesterday.

Kabi Suni thi ek kahani ek raja ki hoti thi ek rani, Ub to ek raja ki hoti hain kitni hi raniya hur roz banti hain jana kitni hi kahaniyan , phir bi na badli yeh baat purani ka ek raja ki hoti thi ek rani

How do i love you?
i really cannot tell,
for it is a pain
like no known ache,
a pain with which i would not part,
for i treasure life
and life is my heart,
and my heart is you..

Message:some text missing*

Sender:Name Missing*
*Number Missing
*Sent:Date missing
*Missing U a lot thats y
everything is missing....

Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old.

Confidence comes with success... but, success comes only to those, who are confident... Begin ur day with gr8 confidence..

aaj bhi karte hain tera hi intezaar,
aankhen ruki,dhadkan ruki,saansen ruki.
ruk gayi ye zindagi.
Phir bhi aas karti hai ye karar,
janmon tak karenge tera hi intezaar.

Was your father a thief? ''Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

There''s a love that only u can give,
A smile that only your lips can show,
A twinkle that can only be seen in your eyes,
& a life of mine that u alone can complete.

I liked lots of people n missed very few, but no one has been as special as u! I''d stand n wait in the world''s longest que just for pleasure of being with u!

Hi there, I''m a human being! What are you?

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you''re going to want to shoot it.

Those truly linked don''t need correspondence. When they meet again after many years apart, Their friendship is as true as ever.

A Friend is like a GAS blown from the ASS, Which creates noice n nuisance to others but gives Me RELAXATION and COMFORT. Thanks for being the GAS of my ASS.

U r a Stupid Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand...

We''ve known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than Frnds? Will u be my Partner 2 rob a Bank?

U r a Stupid Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand...

Adhi raat ik supna aan khloh janda,
fir sauna aukha ho janda,
pyar tere da dard meri nas nas to janda,
saun rabb di main pyar nehi kita, eh pyar taan aap hi ho janda!

i know
i accept
i believe
i admit
i m " 0 " zero
but this is not end. i want HIM becoz without HIM i m incomplete.
HER + 0 = HERO