Ravi Wishes Collection - Page 14

0% I hate U,10% so nice U, 20% so cute U, 30% so kind U, 40% need of U, 50% found of U, 60% my ideal U, 70% I want U, 80% I miss U, 90% I like U, 100% I love U every time.

"I'm enthralled by your beauty, mesmerized by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you. I wish to celebrate every Valentine with you. Happy Valentine's Day!

When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1 person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!

Some like Sunday Some like Monday, But i like Your Birthday.Happy Birthday my sweetheart

A punjabi women to a english doctor in LONDON Telling him abt her ILL child as follows- My baby is ill 1week da,na eatda na sleepda, bas weepda hi weepda.

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Wishing u
Gud morng

Hearts change,i know they do...But this Heart always belongs 2 u.Hearts hurt ,i know they do,but this Heart hurts more Without u! Just wantd 2 say I MISS U !!!!

Haste-Haste ansu gir jaate hai jab apke saath bitae pal yaad ate hai,kya hua jo aaj aap hamare saath nahi,hum aaj bhi apni dosti ke tarane sabhi ko sunate hai.

Hum itne sweet nahi, ki diabeties hojaye!
na itne salty ki, B.P. badha jaye!!
na itane testy ki maza aajaye,
Par itne Kadwe bhi nahi ki Yad na aye!!!!

koi hai jo dua karta hai,
apno me mujhe bhi gina karta hai,
bahut khushnasib samjhte he khud ko,
hum door rah ke bhi koai yaad kia karta hai

Love is like a roller coaster. Once you have completed the
ride, you want
to go again. We will love for rest of our life.

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gd morning to start your day!
A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day!

Deep inside my heart you will always stay loved & remembered everyday.

Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali,
hum ne jis par nazar dali, uske baap ne uski shaadi kahin aur kar dali.

Every king was once a helpless baby & every great structure once a blueprint... It’s not where r u today, but where u’ll reach that counts. Gud Day!

Pyar Karnewalon ki kismat kharab hoti hai,
Har waqt inteha ki ghadi sath hoti hai,
Waqt mile to rishto ki kitab khol ke dekh lena,
Dosti har rishtey se lajawab hoti hai

Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM ...KAPKAPATAY HONT....LARKHARATI AAWAZ...THARTHARATA BADAN ...mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI.....

How dare you come along this way and turn my hardened heart to clay?"

Santa=5 jeev jantu de naam das jo pani vich tarde ne Banta=1 daddu Santa=theek hai hor das Banta=4 hor daddu

Son: Wot''s d difference btwn Love, Relief & Belief? Dad: Your Mom is my Love, your Maid is my Relief, I''m ur Dad, well..that''s my Belief!..

85Year virgin dying lady wanted her grave to read"Born Virgin Lived Virgin Died Virgin".The sculptor shortened it to"PARCEL RETURNED UNOPENED"

Pacific Lithograph.

One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...






Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

Zindgi meri aansuo me dhal gai,sare jaha ki mujhse nazre badal gai,waqt ne aisa sitam kiya hai dosto,ki har aarju meri hatho se fisal gai..

Maut par bhi yakeen hai, aur tum par bhi aetbaar hai, kaun zindgi mein phele ayega , sirf iska inthzaar hai.

Santa- yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ?

Banta- Gold ring de de

Santa- koi badi cheez bata

Banta- M.R.F ka tyre de de. .

Define true music lover. ans: a girl is singing in bathroom while taking bath and a boy near the keyhole is using his ears and not his eyes.

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Say a lovable GOOD morning