Meenakshi Wishes Collection - Page 13

Suraj chade ta loki kehnde din chad gaya, par sanu tere bina dosta hanera lagda. Tu mile ta bhave kaali raat hove, sanu ohi pal sohneya savera lagda! Gud Morning

Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe...MUBARAK ho EID.
Do you know the Meaning of EID?
Do you know the Meaning of EID?
I think it means "ENJOY in DUNIYA!!"
So, In your life all moments bring EID for you....
Wish You...EID MUBARAK.

Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater.
Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax.
Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!

Bewaja kisi ko sataya nahi karte,
had se jyada kisi ko tadpaya nahi karte,
jinki sanse chalti ho apke sMs se,
une apne sMs k liye rulaya nahi karte. . .

Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paude thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.

A quote on a girl's t-shirt ....

''there's a face above this...Dn't forget

Sardar selected a short girl to marry............why?
coz guruji told him musibath jithni choti ho utna acha.......

A Sardarni asked her lover during a dating on a romantic evening.
She said to him, "Santa Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"
"Sure" replied Santa "what is your phone number?"

Baag ki har kali, khushbu de apko,
Suraj ki har kiran, nai subah de apko,
Hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hain,

Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRY !!!

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

"To waken interest and kindle enthusiasm is the sure way to teach easily and successfully"(Tyron Edwards)

Samet lo in haste hue najuk palo ko,na jane yeh lamhe kal ho na ho,Ho bhi yeh lamhe to kya maalum,shamil aapke un palo me hum ho na ho....

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.

You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

A boy goes 2 see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed 2 see BOY: Yes i Saw Dad.

Tum aaye zindgi me kahani bankar,tum aaye zindgi me raat ki chandni bankar,Bassa lete hai jinhe hum aankho me wo aksar nikal jate hai aankho se panni bankar.

Napolean: Theres no such word as impossible in my dictionary.

Santa: bas... Karali besti...! dictionary tan dekh ke kharidni si !

Rat ne chadar gira di hai, Chand ne kirne bikher di hai, chalo so jayo aur thanks karo us BHAGWAN ko,jisne hame ye pyari c Raat di hai...
GooD_NighT...
....

Sab kehte hai ache log mar kar sitare ban jate hai, Magar hum kehte hai, Acche sitare toot kar, Aap jaise dost ban jate hai. . .GOOD AFTERNOON.

Ek tusi sharmande vi bahut ho 1 tusi etrande vi bahut ho dil te karda hai tuhanu DINNER te le javain, KAMBAKHT ek tusi KHANDE vi bahut ho.

Knock! Knock! Its me with a splash of colors to wish you & your family a Holi filled with amazing fun and celebrations. Happy hai ji Holi.

AGE OF DRINKS:
1-5 Milk,
5-15 Horlicks,
15-25 Beer,
25-32 Ghat-Ghat ka paani,
32-40 Whisky,
40-50 Oldmonk,
50-60 Vodka,
60-70 Tonic,
After 70 GANGAJAL

;;*;;; you"ve got
( -_- ) lots of
>")("< FR!ENDS..
and you won"t even notice my absence. But if someday ü find no one,watch carefuly i"ll b around u.

Hi ! Can u tel me ur ingredients. Coz... I hav mixed 100 kgs of sugar, 100 kgs of chocolate n 100 kgs of honey, but cudn''t make a person as sweet as "U".

Som1 Remembrs,
Somebody Cares. Your name is Whispered in som1''s Prayers. Keep the Bright Hope of Sunshine in View.
Som1 is Warmly THINKING of U..

Thought for the day...'' Never Explain Yourself....Your Friends Dont Need it and your Enemies Wont Believe it... Just b ur self.

Why are women like parking spaces? Bcoz the good ones are always taken and the rest are all disabled!

What did the blonde s left leg say to her right leg? Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.