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Send this sms to 3 of your friends and you will have unbelievable sex tonight! If you break this chain you will never have multiple Orgasms again!
Two blondes were driving to Disney Land when they saw a sign that read, "Disney Land left"
So they turned round and went home.
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5.... 4.... 3.... 2.... 1.... Error : No Brain Detected !!
Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
Wo SASURAL hi kya kai jisme SAALI naho
Arre yaaro wo program hi kya hai jisme Taali naho...
What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.
Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.
If I could be any letter in the alphabet, I''d choose "V" so I can be next to "U"; if you could be any note, I wish you''re "RE" so your always beside "ME"!
,,*,,
(''.'') each msg u
(¥) send me
.!!. night & day
kééps my loneliness away.
And there''s 1 thing i want 2 say.. "THANKS, 4 makin ME part of ur day!"
A day will finally come when the whole world will celebrate ur name, ur fame, ur personality, ur thoughts, ur ideas... That day''ll be .. April 1..........
Santa Singh sends sms to all his friends... "My cell no. has changed.. earlier it was Nokia 1100 .. now it is Nokia 6600"
Ek bar santa singh apni car me batery lagvane gaye.
Dukandar ne pucha sardarji Exide (''ik-side'') ki laga du.
Santaji bole kyo dusri side di tera baapu lagauu??
Zuban se naam late hai ankhon se ansu jhalak jjate hain kabhi hazaro batein kiya karte the aaj ek bat ke liye taras jaate hain
There"s a st@ry BiHind every friendship.
Each friend we make is a start @f each st@ry,
our st@ry had a w@nderful beginning...
H@pe this st@ry, Never has an ending
Friendship - Pure unselfish friendship,
All through life''s alloted span, nurtures, strengthens, widens, lengthens, Man''s relationship with man
Swere Twadi Yaad aayite Miss kitta, Dinne Twadi Yaad aayi te hor miss kitta, ratti twadi yaad aayi te fir miss kitta, Jad jan pe ban aayi te SMS kitta
Pyar kise naal paake, usnu kade shadna nahi, bhawein katra-2 hoje jism da, phir v dil chon usnu kadna nahi.
It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1''s with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.
SMS karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
Hame Lagti hai yeh rasm badi pyari,
Yeh sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi ''Udhari...''
Nobody wants u, nobody makes u happy.
Nobody love u. Nobody misses u.
Nobody cares abt u.
DONT CRY!
My name is nobody!
jalte hain aag se kahi jal na jaaye, darte hain khwab se kahi toot na jaye.Par sabase jyada darate hain aapse ...Kahi aap hame bhool na jaaye
Uve won my luv now I luv u.This heart of mine I give 2 u.So keep it safe as i have done.For u have 2 and i have none!
if kisses wer rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a frnd id send u me!
Yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving.
I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!
The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, because I live with one on earth.