Akshat Wishes Collection - Page 15

Jaanay un palon main kya baat thi,
Teri yaadon say roshan meri her raat thi.
Paa kar tujhay, main laga tha muskuranay,
Par baad tere ashkon ki barsaat thi !!!.

“ Hey do you want to see the gift that god gave me?









Where r u searching ..?

Just look at the mirror, It's u my dear. ”

Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,
Es Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein,
Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake...
Es Saal k Sare Sapne pure ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*

A motorist hit a sparrow. He tk d unconscius bird & put in a cage wid bread &water.bird wakes up,luks around & screames"Salakhen! Oh MY GOD I'v kild d motorist"

When u fall in love there is no power to stop u,

But only one power that can stop u?





Guess what????





"another love..,

Teacher: How does Hen comes out of the Egg?
Santa: Thats not a big question Madam,
the interesting question is,
'How does the Hen go inside the Egg'!! "

"Hsi-Hsi me kitno ko hsa diya,
hsi-hsi me kitne gamon ko chupa liya,
hsakr gya koi mujhe is kadr,
umar bhar ke liye wo mujhe hsna hi bhula gya..."

Din Mein Chain Nahi, Rat Mein Neend Nahi, Jee Na Lage Kahin, Bhukh, Pyas lage Nahi, He Bhagwan kya ye Pyar hai? Bhagwan: Nahi Beti Tu CHIKEN GUNIA ki Shikar Hai!!!!

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Why do we call apartements apartements when they are all connected to one another ?

A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul,
A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul,
A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body &
Heart full of Love..
All these are my Prayers for You..
Wish a Happy New Year

Koi Shaam Aati Hai Tumhari Yaad Lekar...
Koi Shaam Jaati Hai Tumhari Yaad Dekar....
Hamein To Uss Shaam Ka Intezaar Hai.....
Jo Aaye Tumhe Saath Lekar....!

Daag ansuon se dhoye hain,
Jab bhi tanha huye hain roye hain,
Dil mein kyonkar na uge yaad teri,
Dil mein tere hi khawab boye hain.

Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear

Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?
Munda: Haan
Sharaab?
Haan
Drugs?
Haan
Jua?
Haan
Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai?
Munda: Haanji, HIV+

If u r in luv, accept it, respect it & njoy it. But if u r not, then don't worry coz sumone, sumwhere must b wrapping up so much luv for u

Once a sardar goes 4 examination.
After getting the question paper,he reads out the instructions for 10 minutes and then takes out his shirt-then trousers.
Before he could have done anything more,the horrified superviser instantly appears and asks sardarji what's the problem?
Sardarji replies-ITS WRITTEN ON THE INSTRUCTIONS TO "ANSWER IN BRIEF".

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"

If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we'll win every fight.

Now this year, we have never been this close before.The time we shared these past few weeks has been the best time of my life.We shared some laughs we shared some tears, these joys we shared, will last throughout our years.I Miss you so much my John By Luusi

When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?

When ur lonely and upset, just turn to the mirror and say, "shit, im so cute." Then u''ll feel fine... But dont make it a habit, cause liars go to hell!

Mrs. Smith''s Fish Sauce Shop.

Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.

Kis kadar khoob thi sadgi aapki,aaj bhi yaad hai dosti aapki.Jab bhi fursat ke lamhe mile hai humein,dil ne mehsus ki hai kami aapki.

Sign on a famous beauty parlour -

Don''t whistle at a girl going out frm here. She may be ur grandmother.

Santa-yaar kal main tenu kini waar phone kita par tu nahi chukiya.
Banta-kyon chukan, jehda main 30 Rupaiye de ke gaana luwaya hai, ohnu tera peo sunuga. ...

Respect those frnds who find time for u in their timetable, but luv those frnds who dont consult their timetable when u need them...

Q: why do boys go 2 temples?







Ans: coz temple is d only place wr u can find



Pooja


Bhawana

Shrdha

Aarti

Archna

Aradhna

Laxmi

sarswati

Shanti

My friendship is not like rain,that pours and goes.its like air sometimes keeping quiet and sometimes making noise but is always there around u.