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God has given us two gifts; One is choice & another is chance. Choice is to select a gud friend & chance is to have a best one like U
Friendship doesn''t get closer by meetings,
but it is sweetned by THOUGHTS,
I care for U in my own STRANGE WAYS,
u''ll never know ,
perhaps i''ll NEVER SHOW!!!
Bahut cheezen lut chuki hai tujhse dil lagaane ke baad,isliye kamre ki har cheez check karte hai,ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jaane ke baad.....
Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See''s saw sawed Soar''s seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See''s saw
Before See sawed Soar''s seesaw,
See''s saw would not have sawed
Soar''s seesaw.
So See''s saw sawed Soar''s seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See''s saw sawed
Soar''s seesaw!
A bitter biting bittern
Bit a better brother bittern,
And the bitter better bittern
Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten,
By the better bitten bittern,
Said: "I''m a bitter biter bit, alack!"
If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor''s the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor''s way"
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
Ho sakta hai humne anjaane mein aapko kabhi rula diya,aapne duniya k kehne pe hume bhula dia,hum to vaise bhi akele the,kya hua agar aapne ehsaas dila diya.
If u have a little bit of mind ???
Fill this 3 blanks with Yes or No only?
1. __ I don''t have a BRAIN.
2. __I dont have SENSE.
3. __I am STUPID.
White-silent
Blue-cool
Red-reserved
pink-lovely
voilet-naughty
brown-isolated
orange-hot
black-smart
grey-talkative
Which colour u think suits me?
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No smile is as beautiful as the one that struggles through tears. and no relief is as sweet as d one that gets 2 see this smile. Keep smiling.
Can''t believe that after all the shit that''s happened between them, they are still together.
Who?
Ur bums.
A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee.?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn''t let you touch me below my belt.
Sometimes when u cry, no 1 sees ur tears. Sometimes when u r worried, no 1 sees ur pain. Sometimes when u r happy, no 1 sees ur smile. But fart just once...
Srdar-Papa jaldi-2 mera viya kra deo nahi ta main DAADI nal viya kra lavanga.FATHER:oye tu meri MAA nal viya krayenga.!Srdar:-kyo tusi meri MAA nal ni krayea.
Tairna hai to smandar mein tairo
nadi naalo mein kya rakha hai?
Pyar karna hai to watan se karo
In bewafa ladko mein kya rakha hai.JAI HIND Happy republic day
There are two eternities that can really break u down, Yesterday & Tomorrow. One is gone & other doesnt exist! So live today only..
Have a nice day.
What''s the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.
May the warmth and splendor, that are a part of this auspicious occasion, fill your life with happiness and bright cheer, and bring to you joy and prosperity, for the whole year.
Mornins r reminders dat God loves u! Ur not just given another day to enjoy but a chance to right d wrong of yesterday. Gud AM! >0<
50 years from now, id be so old, I might forget u. I might not remember ever knowing you, or might forget I once cared for you. I might….. But I won''t.
If my right leg was thanksgiving and my left leg was christmas, would you visit me between the holidays?
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena... Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena.....
ts funny that all of the souls in this worls knows how i feel for you..but you it seems that ur the only one who doesnt have the clue.. i just wanna tell you what everybody knows and thats I LOVE YOU...
If only I''m an angel, I''ll protect you. I''ll lend you my wings. I''ll watch over you. But I''m not an angel, hawig lang.