Saurabh Wishes Collection - Page 17

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. -- Wendell Johnson

Some friends r worth 2b thrown, some r good 2 keep, some r 2b treasured 4 ever. I think u r the one 2b thrown in the treasure box 2b kept 4 ever.

4 Roses, Just 4U coz U r a Special Person..
1st Rose-4 Frndshp
2nd- 4 Wealth
3rd - 4 Happiness &
d LAST Kaan ke upar laga lena.. mast lagega

Na sathi hai koi,na humsafar hai koi,na hum kisike,na humara hai koi,par aapse baat kar ke keh sakte hai,ki pyara sa dost hamara bhi hai koi...

Freaky Frank''s friend Francis eats three foot fruit while Freaky Frank''s friend Franchesca prefers frozen french fried frogs.

Tim, the thin twin tinsmith

Welcome the new morning with a "Smile" on ur "Face", "Love" in ur "Heart" & "Good Thoughts" in ur "Mind" & U will have a Wonderful Day. GOOD MORNNG.

Let d most beautiful dream come 2 u 2nite,
Let d sweetest person come in ur dream 2nite,

but dont make it a habit bcoz i wont b able 2 come daily!

Khushiyo ka 1 sansar leke aenge
Patjhad me b bahar leke aenge
Jab b pukarenge aap pyar se hamara naam
To zindgi se saasen udhar leke aenge.

PiCHKARi ki DHAR,
GULAL ki Bauchar, APNO ka PYAR, Yahi Hai HOLi ka TYOHAR WISHING U & UR FAMiLY A VERY HAPPY & COLOURFUL"HOL

No genuine lover luvs the face they luv the heart.No heart falls in luv by choice.It''s by chance.No one stays in luv by chance it''s by faith.HAPPY VLNTN$ MNTH.

Life is at its weakest when there''s more doubts than trust; But life is at its strongest when you learn how to trust inspite of the doubts.

A "friend" is like a"ring",always close to ur hand but as u get"careless", it"slips out" of ur finger,so"dont" ever"let" ur LOVER slip out of ur life.

Woman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female has male in it, Madam has adam in it, so girls r always incomplete without boys.

MIL GAYA
OYE,
MIL GAYA.

OYE,OYE,
OYE...
MIL GAYA...

OYE,
MIL GAYA
OYE...
MIL GYA...
OHO OH

Apna kam chad k mera msg padhan wala mil gaya..

Mumkin nahi shayad kisi ko samaj pana, samjhe bina kisi se kya dil lagana, aasan hai kisi ko pyar karna, bahut mushkil hai kisi ka pyar pana...

The Alpahbet
a-ur attractive
b-ur beautiful
c-urcaring
d-ur delicous
e-ur exciting
f-ur funny
g-ur gorgeous
h-ur heavenly
I-IM
J-JUST
K-KIDDING
L-LOSER!

I''ve been thinking about u + me..if we were alone how it would be..I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!

I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN how much have u been drinking?

Message from your operator: your vibrator disturbs our network. Please, get your climax as quickly as you can or go on by hand. In anticipation; Thanks!

When you breath, you inspire. When you don''t breath, you expire.

The merry year is born
Like the bright berry from the naked thorn.
~Hartley Coleridge

Mary had a little lamb
The doctor fainted!!!

I went 2 by sum camouflage trousers T oTr day
But I cdnt find NE.

I''m scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai...ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?

U must b tired coz u hv been running through my mind, u gotta b a thief coz u hv stolen my heart n I must hv been a bad shooter coz I keep missing u.

“I not short, I’m Asian.”
- Tiffany Kho’s cousin Kevin

“Young people who are parking are too often victims of CO (carbon monoxide).”
- Side note in A.P. Chemistry Book

“Well, what are you afraid of, a fate worse than death?”
- “Professor Plum”
“No, just death. Isn’t that enough?”
- “Mrs. Peacock” from “Clue”