Mansi Wishes Collection - Page 17

I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!

Do you know a word which has end in it but can never end.................................................................................
yeah you are rite its FRIEND

Stars are seen together,Yet they are so far apart.True friends may not speak & meet everydaybut remember they are always linked heart to heart.....

DIL KO KITNA SAMBHALA KI E DIL ABHI RUK JA WO ABHI YAHAA AAYENGE
HAME KYA PATA THA KI WO AATE HI JANE KA BAHANA BANAYENGE

Kajal banke teri aankho mein samane ki tamanna hai,
Dawa banke tere dard mitane ki tamanna hai,
Yun to haasil hai zamane ki har cheez mujhe,
Sirf ek baar tujhe Dulhan ke roop mein paane ki tamanna hai....

Ishq kiya tujhse, mere aitbaar ki hadh thi;
Ishq mein de di jaan, mere pyaar ki hadh thi;
Marne ke Baad Bhi khuli thi aankhen, yeh mere intezar ki hadh thi..!

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey.

Haven''t I seen your face before - on a police poster?

I asked an angel 2 watch over u, but he back sooner than xpected!i asked y?He said "an angel doesnt need 2 watch over an angel!"

Yo mama so fat and stupid that she was fired from Forrest Gump cuz she kept eating the box of chocolates.

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.

Yo mama''s like the new AOL 7.0: Fast, fun, oh so easy and you get 100 hours FREE

if you cud be a part of my body,i''d let you be my heart for i want you to be the most important,be the center of ol my emotions and be the last 1 to stop wen it''s tym for me to "GO". . 

Q: What does a blonde owl say?

A: What, what?

Man: So, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!

Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough cash you can buy them back.

There is a clown in my heart. Small and very special, he can dance and jump, laugh and sing ... are you sad and crying, you can borrow him.

Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter. With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard.

The longest sentence known to man: "I do."