Lokesh Wishes Collection - Page 7

I''m not the pheasant plucker, I''m the pheasant plucker''s son

Black bug''s blood.

Really leery, rarely Larry.

Sheena leads, Sheila needs.

Zing-a-ling-a-bring-a-ring-tonight

I SAW SUSIE SITTING IN A SHOE SHINE SHOP.
WHERE SHE SITS SHE SHINES,WHERE SHE SHINESS SHE SITS

People who are sensible about love are incapable of it.

The heart is the place where we live our passions. It is frail and easily broken, but wonderfully resilient. There is no point in trying to deceive the heart. It depends upon our honesty for its survival.

To get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.

A good friend will bail you out of jail,
A best friend will be sitting next to you
saying lets do it again.

I don’t build walls 2 keep ppl out but 2 c who’s brave enough 2 break ‘em down!

If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous –can a fax be ?

Am I that strong to carry on? I might change your life I might save my world could you save me?

There is only one language I can speak and there r three words in it..."I luv u"

The only regret I have is not knowing you since the day I was born
so that I will be able to spend my ENTIRE life with you.

Why don''t you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride?

Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

Between a 100000 yesterdays& a 100000 tomorrows,There is only ione today and I would not let this pass without saying thx 4 being such a lovely frnd... Good Morng..............

5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide,Feel ur heartbeat, & Say " Its too early. Let me sleep again."

How much Love in ur Heart for Me...? Choose.......? % (Call Me) % (Sms Me) % (Only a Miss Call) % (No Answer)

din
jab
tumhari
saadi
ho
jayegi
tumhari
biwi ke pet
mein
mera
ha mera
% sure
Bhatija hoga
Sala besharam!! Biwi pe shak karte ho..................

Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe the.
Road cross karne ke baad murgi ke ek bache ne kaha, "Aakhir hum paanchon ne road cross karliya".
Paanch kaise?
..
..
Socho Socho …
..
..
Kaise Hua?
..
..
Aur Jara Socho
..
..
Are bacha hai, kuchh bhi bol sakta hai.

Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can''t make me sexy, please make all my friends fat.

One day u''ll ask me: "what’s more important to u- me or ur life?" ill say "my life" & u''ll go & leave without even knowing that u are my life.

Mitha intazar te intazar nalo yaar mitha,
Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar mitha,
Mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yaari,
Es to mitha kuj na milna lab layi duniya sari.

Resolve to make at least one person happy every day, and then in ten years you may have made three thousand, six hundred and fifty persons happy, or brightened a small town by your contribution to the fund of general enjoyment.

It is better to spend money like there''s no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there''s no money.

Then sing, young hearts that are full of cheer,
With never a thought of sorrow;
The old goes out, but the glad young year
Comes merrily in tomorrow

Please, write me so that we could talk more about Brazil and, otherwise, you are always welcome here, come to visit us as soon as possible, and do not forget to visit my city.