Abhinav Wishes Collection - Page 15

"if People talk behind ur back wat does dat mean ?? Simple it means YOU ARE TWO STEPS AHEAD of them"just keep movin!! Gd mrng

Gita saar: mobile nirjiv hai sim jiski atma hai,sms wo gyan hai,jo batne se badta hai.Isliye,he! prani balance ki mohmaya tyag kar sms kar.

Friendship is like PRIYAGOLD "hak se maango" Love is like PEPSI "ye dil mange more" & Girl friend like GHADI DETERGENT Pahle istemal karo Fir Vishwas Karo.

Friendship is just like cake difficult to make,easy to break.

I saw something in a shops window - it was stunning hot, cute, simply adorable. I was supposed to buy it for u. But then I realised it was my reflection.

Heats could love 4 a while, feet could walk 4 a mile, clothes won’t 4ever be in style, but having u as my friend is 4EVER worthwhile.

You're precious, this is true.
For you, there's nothing I wouldn't do.
No one means more to me, you see.
That's why I am there for you,
and you're there for me.

U r the one whose thought 4 a sec in my mind makes my every movement pleasure through out the day.

Speak when youre angry and youll make the best speech youll ever regret

a sardarji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...
Still he was in jail. You know why?
Coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff!

A dog is chasing a Santa. Santa laughs while running.
U know y? He says "Mera to airtel hai phir bhi hutch ka network follow kar raha hai"

Jo Hadse Na Guzar Jaye Wo Pyar Hi Kya.
Jo Pyar Karnepe Majbur Na Karde Wo Ikrar Hi Kya.
Intezar To Sab Karte He, Saanse Tutne Tak
Jo Sath Na De Wo Yaar Hi Kya!!

All village people decided to pray for rain. On the day of prayer all but only 1 boy came with an umbrella. That's faith. Hv faith in urself & God. Gud Day!

Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty & when a woman becomes naughty.... she becomes rich.

Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary.
Santa: Taan dictionary vekh ke kharidni si ...!

Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar
Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar .....
Aadat se majboor ho tum Jane kab maang lo udhaar

Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna AASHIQ BANAYA Phir Usne CHOCOLATE Main ZEHER Milakar Uska MURDER Karvaya.Girlfriend Ne Uske AKSAR Khwaab Me Aakar Kaha TUM SA NAHI DEKHA To Imraan Hashmi Ne Kaha Is KALYUG Me JAWANI DIWANI Hai

ghazal-e-mehfil koi mehfil nahi hoti, Woh mehfil sajaye phir bhi kis kaam ki, Jis mehfil me Aapki Yaad samil nahi hoti....

Abe o burai ke resgulle,
Pap ki berfi ,
Bewafa ke laddu,
Matlabi chuski,
Badmashi ke pedhe,
Jhoot ke kalakand..
Tu bada hi sweet hai re..

Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was a huge rush, the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved

Dosti cheez nahi jatanay ki,Hamain adat nahi kisi ko bhulanay,Hm is liye bohat kam yaad kartay hain Aapko,kiyon k kuch rishto ko nazar lag jaati hai zamanay ki.

Some people cannot understand,
A friend you've never met.
But then I guess they've never had
A Friendship on the Net.

There are 24 hours in a DayNight, 10 hours for work, 8 hours for sleeping, 3 hours for eating, 2 hours for exercise and 1 hour for other activities, But all the 24 hours I do MISS U badly...By shaheryar sherry

Aasman Me Kaali Ghata Chayi Hai, AAj Fir gharwali Se Maar Khaayi Hai, Kehti Hai Sudhar Jao, Par Meri Galti Nahi, Baajuwali Aaj fir "Mini Skirt" Me aayi hai.

What
Is
More
Painful?
When a person
Whom u trusted
Hurts u,
Or
The
person
Whom u
hurted
still trust u??

Betty baught a better Butter, but hte butter was so bitter betty bought another butter to make the bitter buttter better

Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?"
Banta: "B.A."
Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"

Khushiyan ho overflow,masti kabhi na ho low.
Dosti ka surur chhaya rahe,jeb me bhari maya rahe.
Shohrat ki ho bauchhar,aise aaye aapke liye HOLI ki bahar.

UNNHE to Fhursat nahi milney ki humse, AUR hamara waqt gujrata hai unki fariyaad karke. AGAR aye wo meri maut pe, To keh dena ABHI soye hain tumhe yaad karke.

Luv is a sensation dat iscaused by temptation,a boy puts his location in a girls destination,do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?