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Manish Wishes Collection - Page 16

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Funny Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

Every organisation is like a tree full of monkeys. Ones at the top can only see monkeys below them and ones at the bottom see only assholes above them.

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Funny Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya

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Funny Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

1 day u''ll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

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Funny Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

Nasa bundok ka, mahuhulog cell phone mo at girlfriend mo, anong gagawin mo? Magpakatotoo ka brother! Sagipin mo ang cell phone mo at sigaw mo sa girlfriend mo, text na lang kita!.

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Nice Day Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

No one has traveled the road of success without ever crossing the street of failures. GOD never promised us an easy journey in life, only safe arrival.

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Love Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

They can recycle paper till it''s as good as new, reproduce cans and jars and old bottles too, but they can never recycle another person as wonderful as you.

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Hindi Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

Raj asks: Ur Name? Man sez:"Abu Dalah Sarafi". Raj:Sex? Man:4 times a week. Raj: No,no,no, male or female? Man:"Male,female sumtimes camel"

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Hindi Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

Jugnua nu kaid kar ke muskraya na karo, raushni khatar kise da ghar jlaya na karo, dil te sitam ane v dhaya na karo, yaad j karna nahi tan yaad aaya na karo.

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Diwali Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

Before the Golden Sun Rise, let me decorate each of the Rays with Wishes of Success and Happiness 4 u and 4 ur Family. "HAPPY DIWALI"

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Relations Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

Har dil fariyad nahi karta , har koi kisi ko yaad nahi karta , bhool jaayein tumhe ek pal ke liye bhi, is baat par dil aetbaar nahi karta .

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Hindi Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

()''''''"''() ( '' ,'' ) "" Friend like u..$$... is worth a million dollars...$$ if you don''t mind.. BECH DOON TUMHE?

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Punjabi Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

Santa goes to hotel & orders Omlette..
Waiter :french or spanish ?
Santa: jera marji le aa,
Main kehra galan karniya ne...

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Friendship Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

Let me
draw ur
face!

Dont
MOVE!



Nearly
finished

OK
Done!



Wanna ve
a look?

,****,
( @..@ )
"(--)" That"s why i said don"t move!

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Hindi Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

Zindagi Jeene ke bahane bahut hain...
Kis kis ko SMS karun kambhakt is Nacheez ke Deewane bahut hain...!!

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Friendship Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

SMOKE everyday
plz!
SMOKE means
S - Send
M - Me
O - One
K - Kool SMS
E - Every day!
so, plz kindly feel free 2 SMOKE!

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Hindi Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga .. :p

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Friendship Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

10-Fingers 09-Planets 08-Sides 07-Wonders 06-Sense 05-Pandavas 04-Seasons 03-Choices 02-Genders 01-Wonderful Friend ***U***

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Hindi Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

aap hamari gali mein aaye..thora sharmaye thora ghabraye...thora sa muskaraye phir zor se chillaye.... AALU CHHOLAY MASALAY WALAY !!!!

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Hindi Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

We are like PENCIL,best part of us is inside,We make marks as we touch others lives,we make mistakes,we erase but we become better as we are sharpned...

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Hindi Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

No sPècìål rèåSon foR thìS mèSsågé ì jÜSt wåN to stèål å sìNglé moMént oUt of yOÜr bÜSy dåy åNd hoPé to måkè yOÜ sMìlé wéN ì $aY "hey take care Be happy."

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Hindi Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75


Talash karoge to koi dost mil hi jayega, par hamari tarah tumhe kaun chahega, yun to chahat ki nazar se dekh le koi, par hamari nazarein kahan se layega.

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Hindi Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

Tute hue pyale me jaam nahi aata,
dil ke mare ko aaram nahi aata,
e dil todne wale, pehle ye to socha hota,
ke tute hua dil kisi ke kaam nahi aata.

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Funny Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.

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Funny Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

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Funny Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? ''Hold my purse.''

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Funny Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!

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Good Morning Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

As u go 2 bed 2nite, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i''LL ask dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight..

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Good Morning Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

da starz r out, da moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile, KISS u once, KISS u twice, now itz time 4 bed. Close ur @@, n sleep tite!

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Insult Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

You are proof that God has a sense of humor.

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Smile Wishes
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

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