Jyotsana Wishes Collection - Page 11

Why are there no asprins in the jungle?
Because the Parots-ate-em-all

What''s the dofferemce between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it''ll die.

Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But, the worst are those who laugh.

There you see her, sitting there across the way, she don''t got a lot to say, but there''s something about her, and you don''t know why, but you''re dieing to try... you wanna kiss the girl.

Most women prefer that first kiss, but I''m partial to the second one ''cause it''s about something more.

I''ll give you an ocean of love ... with a kiss on every wave.

The way of peace is the way of love. Love is the greatest power on earth. It conquers all things.

Keep me as the apple of the eye, hide me under the shadow of thy wings.

Love is stronger than violence.

The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves. We cannot force love.

You can''t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

I don''t want to live -- I want to love first, and live incidentally.

What I needed most was to love and to be loved, eager to be caught. Happily I wrapped those painful bonds around me; and sure enough, I would be lashed with the red-hot pokers or jealousy, by suspicions and fear, by burst of anger and quarrels.

A mushroom walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hay , could I get a beer please"
The barthened looks at him shacking his head and say "No, we don''t serve food here"
The mushroom says "Why not I''m a Fungi!"

The company sergent is briefing the recruits: "For the next ten weeks the commanding officer will be your father, and I will be your mother. Incidentally we are not married, so you know what that makes you..."

Don''t spend 2 dollars to have a shirt dry cleaned. Donate it to the Salvation Army. They''ll clean it and put it on a hangar. Next morning you can buy it back for 75 cents.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water?
A: Bob

Did you hear about the scarecrow that won an award?
Apparently he was out standing in his field.

Cause I love you and I miss you, hearing your voice is the closest thing to touching you…

How do I say goodbye to someone I never had?
Why do my tears fall for someone who wasn''t mine?
Why is it that I miss someone I was never with?
Why do I love someone whose love cannot be mine..?

A hopeless man.A feels Difficulty in every chance and a Hopeful man feels a Chance in every difficulty.

''The way u to be happy is to make others happy''. Consider this in your whole life.

dont frown,you never know whos falling in love with ur smile

Friends change, I know they do.. but this friend will always belong to
you..Friends hurt I know they do.. But this friend gets hurt more without "YOU"!

learn friendship frm da SUN n the MOON,yrby da
SUN giv da MOON its own light,so dat she 2 can shine at NITE in order 2 pleez sum1 lik uuu!

friendship is like a snow ball easy to make but hard to keep

The friendship between me and you
I will not compare to a chain;
For that rains might rust,
or the falling tree might break.

EID KI KHUSHIYAN EID KE INTAZAR MEIN HAIN
WARNA EID KA DIN ITNA CHHOTA KYUON LAAGEY

Worst thing in life? Someone has tears in eyes because of U.
And the best thing? Someone has tears in eyes for U.
Gud Day!

Do you know of a fellow who parked his car in front of
board which said FINE FOR PARKING