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Drink to me only with thine eyes,
And I will pledge with mine;
Or leave a kiss but in the cup,
And I''ll not look for wine.
Why are men like cars?
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.
I went into MacDonalds yesterday and said "I''d like some fries".
The girl at the counter said "Would you like some fries with that".
I need someone really bad, Are you really bad?
I''m not a complete idiot, Some parts are missing.
If something goes without saying, Let it.
Jesus paid for our sins, Now, lets get our money''s worth.
Be nice to your kids, They''ll choose your nursing home.
I used to be open minded, but my brains kept falling out
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
The more rational statement is that we feel sorry becuase we strike, afraid becuase we tremble, and not that we cry, strike, or tremble becuase we are sorry, angry, or fearful as the case may be.
One day Love asked friendship "Y R U in the world when i am here?
Friendshipsmiled and said "to spread smiles where u leave tears"
I may run out of message to text you.
I may run out of jokes too.
I may also run out of battery or even a Tk. too.
But my heart won''t run out of space for you!
In life Don"t be slow so that I MISS U,Dont be too fast that U MISS ME,Just BE WITH MESo that WE ARE TOGETHER For the MOMENT called FOREVER..
Morning greetings doesn"t only mean saying Gd Morning,
it has a silent message saying: I remember you
when I wake up! Have a nice day!
Some time life get so so soooo bzy cudn,t even 2 say Hi cudn,t even 2 call hello but it doesn,t mean u r 4goten bcoz u r always b in my heart
It''s as if a wall of fear,
Transparent yet profound,
Came hurtling up as you come near,
Cutting off all sound.
Patient: ''And if I take these little green pills exactly as you suggested, will I get better?''
Doctor: ''Well, let''s put it this way - none of my patients has ever come back for more of those pills.''
Wishing u hapiness as big as Ganeshji"s Appitite, life as long as his trunk, troubles as small as his mouse, and moments as sweet as his favourite Ladoos.
Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See"s saw sawed Soar"s seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See"s saw
Before See sawed Soar"s seesaw,
See"s saw would not have sawed
Soar"s seesaw.
So See"s saw sawed Soar"s seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See"s saw sawed
Soar"s seesaw!
I have the "I",
I have the "L",
I have the "O",
I have the "V",
I have the "E",...
so pls can I have "U"?
kro to kis k lye akhir malal uska.
usy nahi to mujhe bhi nahi khyal uska,
meri wafa ne banaya he bewafa usko,
kisi ada par nahi hai kamal uska,
mere naseeb ki yeh bhi tu khush naseebi hai,
k mujhe ko dekh kar sub pochty hain haal uska,
yehi dua me karo har baras k pehle din,
mere bagher ne guzry koi b saal uska,
mere urooj ko us k naseeb me likh dy,
khuda-e-paak mujhe sounp dy zawaal uska.
Sumtime i 4get 2say HI, sumtime i miss 2reply,sumtimes my msg doesn''t reach u, but it doesnt mean i 4get u,bcoz. ur 1 of a kind and always in mind...