Sakshi Wishes Collection - Page 9

A false enchantment can all too easily last a lifetime.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery.

What''s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.

Two friends meet each other on the street. "hello! Where are you coming from?" asked Bill. "Oh, don''t ask me! I''m coming from the cemetery. I just burried my mother-in-law" replied Sid. "I''m so sorry!" said Bill, "But why is your face schratched all over?". "It wasn''t so easy!" said Sid, "She put on a hell of a fight!"

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She''s 97 today and we don''t know where the hell she is.

Yo mama''s so fat, when she fell in love she broke it.

If I said I loved you only as much as life itself....Death would prove me a liar.

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

You don''t have to love in words, even through the silences love is always heard

I am not supposed to love you I am not supposed to care I am not supposed to live my life wishing you were there I am not supposed to wonder where you are or what you do I am sorry I cant help myself I fell in love with you

There is only one kind of love,
but there are a thousand imitations

Absence sharpens love, but presence strengthens it.

I didnt kiss ur boyfriend! I told his lips a secret!!

Love''s beautiful like butterfly when u try to catch it, it will fly away but when u cool and silent, it will come and touch u. So wait for ur butterfly!!!!

My sms may nt mean too much 4 you .. but to mie . it mean alot , cos its my way of showing you tat i care .
good nite

1 + 1 is two and ya its true that I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The more Silently love is expressed,
The more it is deeply bound to impress.
No wonder GOD loves us in silence & gives us d miracle of good friends!

I won''t promise to be your friend forever, coz I won''t live that long. But let me be your friend as long as I live.

REAL FRIENDS R JUST LIKE "BALLONS"
ONCE U LET THEM GO,
U CAN''T BRING THEM BACK,
THAT''S WHY I WILL TIE U
INSIDE MY "HEART",SO U EVER BE MY FRIEND...

YOu brought a new meaning to my simple life,n u made it beautiful with ur undesirable love....u make me smile even when ur not around..u make me feel loved when i most miss u.whatever it is u can make me whole again.

If every one forgets u,iam with u, if every 1 lets u down iam with u, if every 1 betrays u iam still with u, But if every 1 likes u sorry iam with them......

A person you love is an extension of yourself. Without it, you''re not complete so better take care of yourself because.I don''t want to lose a part of me.

Love is Like a Golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain you''ll break my heart 4ever!

Q: Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
A: He''s all right now.

It doesn''t take a reason to love someone,
but it does to like someone. You don''t love
someone because you want to,you love someone
because you are destined too. It''s because you
fall in Love with them, that you then try to
find a reason, but you always come up with
the answer, No reason!

HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket,the smell is unbearable!!!

One teacher said this to his students before the final test.
"A" is for God.
"B" is for me and my wife.
"C" is for the perfect student.
"D & F" are for all other students.

A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don''t know which side to write the other 5!

Hey u!!!
Yes u...
the cute one...
holding this
phone!
are you asleep?
Juste wanted 2 say

Sure the ship"s shipshape, sir.