Harsh Wishes Collection - Page 14

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"? Santa: It beats, beats, beats.

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? banta: A teacher

santa banta looking at Egyptian mummy.santa:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.banta: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

Ek dulha ne shaadi ke time apni saas se poocha: ''aapke city me famous kya hai? enjoyement ke liye?'' saas: '' bus usi se tumhari shaadi ho rahi hai ...!''

my heart`has a`BiG space`4 special people`like u..`if i miss`2 communicate`dont think`ive 4gotten,`coz once`iv placed u`n my heart..`there u''ll b stayin 4ever.

Sleepy message fora Sleepy person from a Sleepy frd for a Sleepy reason at a Sleepy time on the Sleepy nght in a Sleepy mood 2say"GUD NGHT"

Truth of life "V make them cry who care 4 us, we cry 4 them who never care 4 us and we care 4 them who will never cry for us..." hve a nice day.

Jaruri nahi dosti me mulakat hoti rahe,,Jaruri nahi ki baat hoti rahe,,Par jo jaruri hai wo bas yahi ki dost ko meri dosti yaad aati rehe....

Im not a clock dat can sms u 24hrs but my heart will b like a clock dat wil care, love n pray 4u 24hrs for a spl friend like u.

Keep me as a friend and I will keep you in my heart and lock it up. I''ll throw away the key so that no one can take you away from me.

There r 8 billion people around the world. I don’t know why I keep on messaging u. may be because 7999999999 can’t replace a single friend like u.

You may hear nothing from me on how I appreciate you, but beyond that silence, your friendship creates a beautiful sound in my heart…

U know what angels do? They take care of nice people on earth. I told the angels 2 take care of u, she said “NO” U know why? She said angels don’t take care of angels.

F . R . I . E . N . D. F: Full of LOVE! R: ROOT of JOY! I: ISLAND of GOD! E: END of SORROW! N: NAME of HOPE! D: DOOR of UNDERSTAND

Sun appears in the morning, Moon appears in the evening & at late nights but U always appear in my Heart.

Wat makes sum ppl dearest is not the happiness wen u meet them,
but its the pain wen u MISS them

Andheri Kabar
Sunsan Kabristan
Suni Haveli
Kala Aasman
Bijli Karki
Aya Tofan
Raat Ho Gae

So Ja Shaitan
Good Night

Suna hai ki aapki ek muskaan pe log marte hai. So please keep smiling to reduce population.

Ek aadmi kabar par baitha tha.Musafir ne pucha dar nahi lagta? Aadmi:Darne ki kya baat hai,andar garmi lag rahi thi thodi der bahar aa gaya!

..i::::i.. *. *, *
(+.+). *... for
(""""") * YOU!'
(.........) . . * . *

Think big......Think smart......Think positive......Think beautiful.....Think great.....I kno dis is 2 much 4 u, so here is a shortcut. Just think about ME!!

Subeh Subeh uth ke ho jawo Fresh,
Pehenlo aj sobse aacha sa koi Dress,
Doston ka sath aab chalo Ghumne,
Eid Mubarak Karo sabko jo aaye Samne.
Tumko bhi EID MUBARAK

Be a candle, Be a light, Be a twinkle in the dark, Be a hope, Be an inspiration & make a big difference in others heart. Gud Morning

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.

Us Pal ka mujhe khayal hei,
Us lamha ka intjar.
hath uthakar amber ki aur dua mangta hoo,
Har lamha hoo aap ka sath.

2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

teacher teaching algebra to student
A=B=C
it means A=C
sir asked 2 giv exampl 4 it
student:sir i luv u, u luv ur daughter,it means i luv ur daughter

Tusi bare hi chungey, nice, sohney, ashey, cute , lovely,payare, smart, decent, hubsurat, naik, perhaizgar te boht hi great and sharif insan da sms per rahe ho.

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Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.

When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.


Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB

(hint-

it should be 5)

Read caps word reversely.