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Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?"
Santa: He''s not studying, they are studying him!
Rules for board exam:
har sawal se dat kar ladna,fekne me kami mat karna,mouka mila to peche be dekhna,or 1 bat yaad rakhna aagawala ka paper apna samajhna.
Often we stand at lifes crossroads & view, what we think is the END. But a true frnd tells "relax dude, itz juz a BEND & not the END". Good afternoon.
My marriage is fixed
Its after 8 days
Surprisd?
Ha ha hA
after 8 Days is 1st April. U are 1st fool of 2006.
Knock Knock
Anybody home?
Delivery
for you ...
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Roses 4 u...
MARRY CHRISTMAS to
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Sincere apology:
If u dont like any of my SMS & Dont like 2read, or if my msgs disturb u, thn plz dont hesitate, feel free to ....
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Throw ur mobile.
Joke in 1 word-
Sardar
joke in 2 words- Inteligent Sardar
joke in 3 words- Sardar playing chess !
joke in 4 words- Sardar won the game !
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main ja laha hu
Kisiko meli
yad nahi ati..Koi sms hi nhi kalta...
“Poor Horatio, so quick to give, so slow to accept the simplest gift.”
- “Archie Kennedy” from “Horatio Hornblower” in “Retribution”
Har Inkaar Tere Ikraar Se Aacha Hoga Mera Har Din Teri Us Raat Se Aacha Hoga
Na Ho Yakin To Jhaak Lena Apni Doli Se Mera Janaza Teri Baarat Se Aacha Hoga
Luv knows no reasons, luv knows no lies, luv defines all reasons, luv has no eyes, but luv is not blind, luv sees byt doesn’t mind.
Longest love is mother''s love,Shotest love is other love, Sweetest love is Lover''s love, but Strongest love is friend love., like u and me!
Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect who''s smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They''ve already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think I should hide?
You greeted me hi, I didn''t reply. You gave me a sweet smile, I responded with a sigh. You showed me your love, you received a shrug. But when you bid goodbye I began to cry.
Ik budda apne potte nu
kehnda"zara kamre to mere dand leya de."
Potta "aje roti ta banai nahi ki karne hai."
Budda "saamne wali buddi nu smile deni hai"
Vo kon hai jo uchhal uchhal k paida hote hai...?
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Arey Buddhu..
POP KORN !
5 Steps to a LOVELY MORNING Close your eyes Take a deep breath Open ur arms wide Feel ur heartbeat &say
its too early. Let Me sleep a little longer.
Never take 4 granted the person close 2 ur HEART coz u might wake up one day n realise dat uve lost d diamond as u were collecting stones!
Aeni Fariyaad meri ki meinu yaad rakhi,
Mere naal beete pal abaad rakhi,
jo ve pyar karde ne tenu unna wichon mera pyaar yaad rakhi,
Bhave meinu sabna toh baad rakhi..............
Koi gila shikava na rahe aapse,
arzoo hai ke ek silsila rahe aapse.
Bas is baat ki ummeede hai aapse,
Khafa na hona, agar koi khata ho hamse.
IF SUMEONE TROWS STONE TOWARDS U ,TROW LOVE TOWARDS HIM.bUT IF SUMONE THROW LOVE TOWRDS U ,THEN SITV FOR A WHILE & THINK COZ LOVE HURTS U MORE THAN STONE.
Jitne channel TV ke, utne nakhre BV ke, TV chale remote se, BV chale note se, cheda agar TV ko tv hua kharab, jo cheda BV ko, Beghar hue JANAAB.
Ae Dost Itna To Yaad Kiya Hota, Ek Pyaar Bhara Paigaam Bhej Diya Hota, Kaise Jeete Hein Teri Yaad Mein, Ek Baar Haal To Pooch Liya Hota.