Varun Wishes Collection - Page 17

CHAND KE PAAS ANEK SITARE HOGE.MAGAR SITARO KE PAAS EK HI CHAND HAIN.AAP KE PAAS HUM JAISE LAAKH HONGE.MAGAR HAMARE PAAS AAP JAISA DOST EK HI HAIN.

Hotho pe aate ho baat ban ke,Dil mein aate ho yaad ban ke.Aankho mein aate ho sapna ban ke,Ho sake to hamesha meri zindagi mein rehna sachche dost ban ke.....

I''ve nothing to offer so it''s love I''m going to send. It''s nothing that I''ve borrowed, nor nothing that I''d lend. This love that I send comes with my Lifetime Guarantee.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like your unrequited love.

Q: How do you measure their intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear.

FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found.

Haven''t I seen your face before - on a police poster?

Paris and Rico walked into the locker room holding his side and bending over. Paris says "ow man im so sore" Dario asks " whats wrong?" Paris replies " man yo mama was rough last night" Rico adds " she needs to loosen up"

I got on the train last night - they had a new sign up reading - "Maximum Occupancy: 200 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas?


No you can have turkey like everyone else !

I will give you one kiss to go to sleep. I give you two kisses to dream. I give you an endless row of kisses to, when you wake up in the morning, think of me.

Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross ur mind? Husband : That u r a lesbian.

The judge said to his dentist: "Pull my tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."

Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...