Abhishek Wishes Collection - Page 7

You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!

Teacher: "Sunny ne dopahar khana khaya" is ka future tense banao?
Student: "Sunny sham ko potty kara ga" =))

Hello, I''m a thief and I''m here to steal your heart!

Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there .

One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.

Quick kiss. Quicker kiss.

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now, See''s saw sawed Soar''s seesaw
Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See''s saw
Before See sawed Soar''s seesaw,
See''s saw would not have sawed
Soar''s seesaw.
So See''s saw sawed Soar''s seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
just because See''s saw sawed
Soar''s seesaw.

Six sharp smart sharks

Four furious friends fought for the phone

Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an Oyster more

Blake''s black bike''s back brake bracket block broke.

Self-love, my liege, is not so vile a sin, as self-neglecting.

Love vanquishes time. To lovers, a moment can be eternity, eternity can be the tick of a clock.

If I know what love is, it is because of you.

We pardon to the extent we love.

Love withers with predictability; its very essence is surprise and amazement. To make love a prisoner of the mundane is to take its passion and lose it forever.

Recipe For A Happy New Year
Take 12 fine, full-grown months.
See that these are thoroughly cleansed from all old memories of bitterness, rancor, hate, and jealousy.
Cut these months into 30 or 31 equal parts.
This batch will keep for one year. Do not attempt to make more than one batch at a time .... many people spoil the entire lot in this way.
>>>>A Happy New Year is a certainty!>>>>

Tomorrow there is an other day.A day i''d rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!

hi hobb misss uLyinG oN mY BeD, LoOkiN at ThE CloCk, I nOe tAt iTs timE 2 zzz. I WonDeR HoW hAv U bEEn todaY... HopE Tat EveryTHinG is FInE.. WiSh u sweeT dReaMz n Sleep TiGhT!

Some friends are simply irreplaceable. A true person easily becomes a true friend. True friendship is indeed rare. Some become our best friends....

A circle is round it has no end, that''s how long I want to be your friend!

What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.

How is an intelligent woman called? ....................... A transvestite

Don''t piss me off! I''m running out of places to hide the bodies.

Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is..

when i woke up early morning birds were singing i asked them i m missing a sweet voice in u a bird replied: u still havn''t said good morning to taht sweet Angel....so GooD MorninG sweet heart

N-Nav chetna
A-Akhand jyoti
V-Vighna nashak
R-Ratjageshwari
A-Anand dayi
T-Trikal darshi
R-Rakshan karti
A-Anand mayi Maa
Nav Durga bless u.
GOOD MORNING

A Christmas gambol oft could cheer
The poor man''s heart through half the year.

I like Stars that stay in the sky. But I like and love two stars which are your eyes..!

Mohabat ke bina zindagi fizool hai
Par mahobat ke bhi aapne ussol hai
Kehte hai milti hai mohabbat mein bahut ulfaate
Par aap ho mehboob toh saab kubul hai...